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It's only around 4x6 but it's super heavy, the wool strands are nearly 6" long. Won't fit in my washing machine - or bathtub - and we don't have a delicate cycle in the machine anyways.
Tl;dr Are there any cleaners in Houston that I can take the rug to for professional care? I'm in montrose if that matters.
I just bought a used flokati rug. While there have been no signs of critters, I nevertheless want to clean it to avoid said critters (like bed bugs UGH). Should I have it commercially cleaned? Should I steam clean it myself (which risks ruining it)? Thanks for your suggestions!
Free flokati 100% wool rug in natural white 4x6 4.25" pile - the coziest, softest rug ever! Would love for this to go to a good home. Pick up ASAP.
from Craigslist https://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/zip/d/flokati-100-wool-shag-rug-4x6/6475144297.html
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I want to hang a large--12x7--flokati rug on my wall. It is very heavy, and I don't want it to stretch out from its own weight. If I need to frame it, I would like for the frame to be out of sight. My boyfriend has some powertools, and I'm ready for a project. Any ideas?
Phil
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Well, toucan play at that game.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
Japan.
it's Hans free now..
second hand stores!
Windows
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnβt expecting this!
and not:
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
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