Fire Theft Puns

But when I got home, all the signs were there

My wife replied, "Come on Simon, the signs were all there."

Nobody saw it coming, but when they got to his house all the signs were there.

1.bI refused to believe my dad was fired as a road worker for theft

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

2. Yesterday, I was fired from a keyboard factory

Apparently, I wasn't putting enough shifts.

3. My friends bet me $50 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti

You should've seen the look on their face when I drove pasta.

4. The price of a slice of an apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in Bahamas

These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

5. "Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group", a man said.

"Btw I have to say I'm very disappointed to see only a few new faces this week."

We get to the little lodge thing, and my friend leaves his sodden boots outside to dry. The next morning, we get up to find that the local mutts have torn them to pieces.

He's pretty upset, and wondering what to do: 'Do you think my insurance will cover it?' he ponders...

'Nah mate, check your policy. You'll find there are exemptions for 'Theft, Fire, and Acts of Dog'

But, when I got home all the signs were there.

all the signs were there.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.