Finished (film) Puns

Now I have CO vid 19.

It’s considered a Vin nyet.

He said “oh, you want the Snyder Cut”.

Apparently it was due to start filming this year but writing the script was taking longer than expected as every time they finished a line it would disappear.

Him: Stallone?

Me: No finished around 8

So we were picking something from the TV guide after we'd finished watching a film and say to my dad, cause there was nothing good to put on, "Well? Well? WELL?" And the bastard replies, "A large hole, with water at the bottom." I tried so hard not to laugh, but he got me and it was pretty funny, unfortunately.

Not really a joke, but it sure made me laugh.

A few days ago I was working on an essay about Harriet Tubman. I finished it Wednesday night and left it in the kitchen overnight. At some point during the nighttime my father erased one of my sentences. It was something like, "New York responded to this incident with outrage, with most sympathizing with Tubman over her economic hardships."

He replaced it with, "Harriet Tubman wrote the first draft of the film The Parent Trap on the back of a Carls Jr. sandwich wrapper." I didn't check the paper before turning it in.

My teacher was not amused.

Friend: Stallone? Me: No it finished last night.