Parked outside my favourite restaurant and ended up with a parking ticket...

Fined dining.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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After the stock market crash, the former millionaire was depressed

He was used to living the good life, and all the perks that go with it. His refined palette missed the fine dining, at five-star restaurants run by top chefs. Now reduced to eating macaroni and cheese with hotdogs, he looked down at his plate and contemplated suicide.

It was a wurst case scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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Seems a little fishy

Watching Come Dine with Me with my SO, the contestant is cooking Seabass and she starts telling me about her love for seafood.

I, on the other hand, am not so keen. So I told her 'I'll bass on the seafood thanks."

She wasn't impressed, but I was, so it's fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bell-91
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2016
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