Ideal
Well done!
Finding half the worm
I have, it hertz.
It's virtually impossible.
You look for fresh prints
The match.
I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”
Costco. You can get a 4 pound apple pie for like $12.
I have contacts.
Me: I just looked next to the mash potatoes and there it was!
Source: tedthestoner2.0.
Poor fella can't even put batteries in right....
It’s not hard.
Because they are so good at it.
Right where you left it.
The Y!
...you have to stop and ask yourself what you’re wading for...
You have my word.
Does that mean when you find a Frog's lamp, you Ribbit?
Just luck," the hungry man replied, sadly. "I happened to move that small piece of potato, and there it was!"
Carlos
Because he's a high-functioning sauce-your-path
Using the mildewey decimal system!
Between its head and its tail.
I’ve caught you bread handed
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
chickpeas
At a whale-weigh station
You just look for the fresh prints.
Me: It must be my weakened immune system.
Right next to the potatoes.
Easy. Just look for fresh prints.
You look for the fresh prints
Look for the fresh prints.
You follow the fresh prints
You have my Word.
Look for the Fresh Prints! hehe
You look for fresh prints
You look for the fresh prints
You have my word
You have my Word!
I have contacts.
Look for Fresh Prints.
Because they are really good at it.
