Fiddle Faddle Puns

I just remembered the fiddle faddle call but I can’t find my mp3 & it’s not on YouTube. Is there anywhere I can stream it?

Fiddle faddle, tawdry toffee, decadent delicacies is what they said.
Sugared highs, and caloric lows, roller coastering through my honeyed head.
Piece on piece consumed, indeed, packing in 'fore time to bed.
Coffied creams and chocolate beams stuffed in cheeks and to teeth they'd wed.
Brush and scrub. Gargle and swish. Spit-spatting all the bits away.
Time for darkness and memory fondest of sweets; sweeter tomorrow than today.

GOD DAMN IT, JAKE!

COMMUNITYSTUCK, YEAR 1, DAY 126; GIGAPAUSE DAY 311

So, I just took the most ridiculously long nap in the history of ridiculously long naps, and I don't really feel all that refreshed.

I think people are unsubbing here, and it makes me sad. You know, when the Gigapause ends, we should get really loud about it. I mean, climb the fuck up to the top of our local tall buildings and shout about it, you know? Get interest back up.

But seriously, it's been quite the hiatus. The last time we got any kind of status update on the comic was January. Hussie must be really busy if he hasn't posted anything about it on MSPA.

Hey, do you guys think he works on the comic like a 9 to 5 job? I'm just curious. It only occurred to me a moment ago that that might be the case. Pretty cool stuff if he works from home.

Lastly, I was just screwing around on Wikipedia, and I passed through the page for Ophiuchus. I thought that was pretty cool.

Alright, QOTDs:

QOTD1 (Submitted anonymously): Do she got a booty?

QOTD2 (submitted by /u/criticallyAnalytical): What's your anime watchlist? Anything in development you're keeping an eye on.

I'd like to take a moment of your time and answer that question, /u/criticallyAnalytical. My anime watchlist is full of interesting/awesome things... that I haven't watched yet. Still, the stuff I do keep track of is pretty cool; I've been watching Sword Art Online II and The Irregular At Magic High School. SAO is just starting to pick up, in terms of the plot, and The Irregular is good for action, but the protagonists have started to struggle with things, which is good, because it brings the show some much-needed suspense. Lastly, I'm watching Akame ga Kill!, an excellent, light-hearted action anime... that gets so fucking real so fucking fast.

example of my mental state for the first episode: Oh hey heh heh this is funny and the dialogue isn't bad and it's kinda cute and OH MY GOD HOW THE FUCK DID THAT GET INTO A SHOW LIKE THIS. I love it.

Last QOTD (from me, if you're still with me): When school starts, what's your plan for academic success? You got any tips for the struggling, assuming you're one of the success stories? I guess my plan is to not waste so much time, and try to keep my focus on homeWORK, and then focus on HomeSTUCK. HAR HAR HAR.

-Lefts

EDIT: Guess what the fuck I forgot to do. [That's right! QOTD Suggestion Box!](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RcFV71Uo0bTmu-WE18

Sorry if this has been addressed before.

With Combined Arms I've been using 4 Star Luke Cage for the first time (with a team of Iron Fist and 2 Star Magneto). I'm a big fan of this character, cheap yellow power and a passive black power that goes whenever an enemy fires off a power. It just seems like his red attack (Buncha Fiddle-Faddle) is pretty pointless. It costs 13 red, and usually by the time I've saved that up, the enemy has a Strike/Protect/Attack tile on board.

Thoughts? Situations or usefulness that I'm missing?

Bullshit. The end.

I'm starting to miss Cece's hologram show and Radley.

3/4 cup granulated sugar

1/4 cup brown sugar

1/2 cup (1 stick) butter

1/2 cup corn syrup

1/2 cup water

1/2 teaspoon salt

1/2 teaspoon vanilla

1 1/3 bags plain or natural-flavored microwave popcorn

1/2 cup roasted almonds

1. Combine sugar, butter, corn syrup, water and salt in a large saucepan over medium heat. You're going to bring the candy to 265-275 degrees, or what is known as the hard ball stage. For this it's best to use a candy thermometer. If you don't have one, don't worry. Drip the candy into a small glass of cold water. If the candy forms a very hard, yet slightly pliable ball, bingo, you're there. Watch your mixture closely so that it doesn't boil over.

2. While candy cooks, pop both bags of popcorn and spread about 2 quarts or 1 1/3 bags of popcorn on one large or two small cookie sheets. Put the popcorn in your oven set on its lowest temperature. This will keep the popcorn hot so that the candy will coat better.

3. When your candy has reached the hard ball stage, add the vanilla.

4. Pull the popcorn from the oven and, working quickly, pour the candy over the popcorn in thin streams. Mix the popcorn so that each kernel is coated with candy, put the popcorn back into the oven for five more minutes, then stir once again. This will help to coat each kernel. You can repeat this step once more if necessary to get all of the popcorn coated. Pour popcorn onto a large sheet of wax paper to cool. Spread the popcorn out, but be careful...it's hot.

5. When popcorn is cool, break it up and immediately put it into a tightly sealed container, such as Tupperware. This will ensure that it stays fresh. This stuff gets stale very quickly in moist climates if left out.

Dead words
On a burnt tongue
From your midnight flame.

Chartreuse induced
Hallucinations; fiddle faddle
Of galaxies.

Abroad, amongst my mind
Swimming in the billow
And blow of salt spray.

So profound
Within swirling dust
On cobblestone.

Where did you say you were going?
The map you made is soaked with salt
And I can’t contain the thought
Of life without

You.

Lightning strikes the church
Igniting hellfire.
Bells ring.

Amongst the droning ding
Ding… ding… I hear you
Singing

A lullaby.

Blue skies turn black;
Angels pull the breath
From my lungs, pulling me up

Towards you.

1. https://www.reddit.com/r/poetry_critics/comments/rjh235/i_am_smothered/hp8vzmn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
2. https://www.reddit.com/r/poetry_critics/comments/rjeq3k/spermwhales_and_squids/hp8u35x/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

I'm friends with a married couple. I'm equally good friends with both the husband and wife. I have them over for dinner or I may meet them individually. It might be beer and pizza with the husband or shoe shopping with the wife etc.

The only thing that I feel awkward about is that I occasionally "fiddle faddle" around with the husband. Nothing serious, just watching pornhub together in his home office and well, you know the rest.

Much to my surprise his wife has no problem with this. She's like "Trust me honey, you're doing me a favor. It gets him off my back for a couple of hours!"

But I can't help but feel a little guilty at times. Should I? or is this sort of thing quite common? I really don't know. I'm a single gay male and have limited knowledge of straight couples dynamics.