Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
Pilot on me!!
Perguntei para um cara em um grupo se a nova variante da Covid existe ou não
Print da postagem dele https://www.filemail.com/d/ihujyfxumlcuvoo
Responde para minha pergunta .
ATENÇÃO ⚠️
Não existem nem os "vírus" nem as bactérias "mortais". Além das bactérias da flora intestinal as demais bactérias TAMBÉM SÃO BOAS. Não existe carga viral" nem "variante$": "Delta, Gamma, Theta, Pi, NEM Omicron"...
Os INOCENTES INJETADOS "GRAFENADOS e NANO-CHIPADOS" lógicamente estão adoecendo, etc. PORÉM o assunto todo tem NADA A VER COM "VÍRU$ MORTAI$" "seja: "hiv", $arampo, h1n1, da gripe, C0vid ou "Marburg".
➡️ O ASSUNTO TODO tem a ver com A NEFASTA RADIAÇÃO ELETROMAGNÉTICA das ANTENA$ 5G: a exposição àquilo provoca em certos organismos SINTOMAS SEMELHANTES AOS DE UMA GRIPE FORTÍSSIMA, incluindo fraqueza e perda de olfato... ⬅️
🙌 O antigo livro NATURISTA chileno "A MEDICINA NATURAL AO ALCANCE DE TODOS" (autor: Lezaeta) explica por qué NENHUM VÍRUS NEM BACTERIA ferem, nem matam. Não são transmissíveis sequer! SÓ PARASITAS ferem, matam e são facilmente transmissíveis.
O livro é DEMAIS relevante pois quando apareceu (há uns 90 anos) foi proibido pelo Ministério da $aúde do Chile mas logo AUTORIZADO PELO SUPREMO TRIBUNAL DE JUSTIÇA CHILENO.
Manuel LEZAETA Acharan foi um advogado com conhecimento de Medicina, um dos primeiros profissionais a utilizar o diagnóstico do íris e um dos primeiros a desvendar a FRAUDE do sistema médico ocidental... 🙌
Então... pesquisando na obra do Dr. Stefan Lanka, Dr. Cowan, Dr. Tommy John e/ou do advogado Dr. Lezaeta Acharan, fácilmente o mito dos assim chamados 'contágios' cai rapidamente. É claro que para aprofundar nas explicações de Microbiologia da Eminência Científica, Dr. STEFAN LANKA , o aluno ou profissional precisa ter certos conhecimentos mínimos...
ALIÁS, NUNCA haverá quaisquer ""v acinas confiáveis"" pois NEM SEQUER existe o suposto C0vid. ⚠️De fato lá no site WWW.SAMUELECKERT.NET quem DEMONSTRAR CIENTÍFICAMENTE a existência do "víru$" vai levar €1.500.000 🙌
Fico a disposição para providenciar mais informações, aqui ou via mensagem direta.
#FAUCIFRAUD #FAUCIEMAILS #JAILBILLGATES ⚠️
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"
A happy Uncle.....
I’d never seen him be 4.
Ice-olation.
She's only eleven and says she came up with that by herself. I'm so proud 😭😭😭
"No, it doesn't."
We couldn't afford a dog...
