Fancy You Puns

A list of puns related to "Fancy You"

What do you call a fancy fish?

So-fish-ticated

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👤︎ u/ComfortableNo2879
📅︎ Nov 06 2022
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What do you call a fireman attending a fancy event?

An extinguished gentleman

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👤︎ u/onesleepyghost
📅︎ Oct 16 2022
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Have you heard about this super-fancy Indonesian coffee made from civet cat droppings?

Butt-first coffee.

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👤︎ u/AllylTeapot
📅︎ Aug 04 2022
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I was visiting my hillbilly relatives and they told me, in my honor, they’d be serving Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner….I said “sounds fancy and exotic, where did you get the rabbit?

Ma said it weren’t no big deal, “they found Himalayan on the road out front!”

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👤︎ u/EGor1138
📅︎ Aug 09 2022
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Did you hear about the German woman who refused to wear a fancy gown to the Gala, showing up in jeans and a T-shirt instead?

She was dressed to the Neins.

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👤︎ u/Regular-Fella
📅︎ Sep 07 2022
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A naked man arrived at a fancy-dress party with a woman on his back. Friend ‘What have you come as?’

Man ‘I am a turtle, this is Michelle’

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👤︎ u/MaggieMcB
📅︎ Aug 22 2022
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I had some fancy fish the other day. Why was it fancy you ask?

It had a so"fish"ticated flavor. Cod almighty, this is a terrible joke.

I'm sorry

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👤︎ u/RealHumanNotCatfish
📅︎ Oct 15 2021
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Did you hear about the Russian government teaming up with Nabisco to make a new fancy snack?

It's Putin on the Ritz

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👤︎ u/serriberry
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
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A silly joke from my kid. Did you see that guy in the fancy car hit the curb?

He was Audi control

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👤︎ u/AaronEspositoMusic
📅︎ Jan 18 2022
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Hey guys! Did you hear about the fancy new cooking show that got cancelled after only one episode?

The critics panned it.

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👤︎ u/TheRealTsavo
📅︎ Sep 15 2021
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A man in a fancy suit and top hat approached me at the party: "Pardon me sir, are you the one who's been making horse noises?"

"Nay."

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👤︎ u/RevolutionaryRabbit
📅︎ Jul 22 2021
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What happens when you crash your fancy new car?

Your Mercedes bends

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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What do you call a maid who goes to a fancy dance in a meatball?

Mozzarella.

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👤︎ u/crossfox667
📅︎ May 09 2021
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what if I told you that cowboy clothes is just a fancy way of sayin ranch dressing?
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👤︎ u/Bealosaurus
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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Fancy stores are now adding bleach packets to their clothing that explodes if you try to steal them

Police say it’s a great a crime detergent

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👤︎ u/MLaBolle
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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If you are craving fancy French bread, but live in a sketchy neighbourhood.
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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 28 2019
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I took my wife to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you, but she wasn't very happy.

I told her next time she can pick the restaurant, if she really hated Subway that much.

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👤︎ u/JTxyz
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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Southwest Airlines' snacks aren't fancy, you might say they're...
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👤︎ u/tacogratis
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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What do you say to the waiter who takes forever to bring your fancy pastry?

“Hey!! Torte us!!!!!!

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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One for the orchestral dads: What should you do if you can't afford a fancy trumpet?

Buy a frugelhorn

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👤︎ u/BANGexclamationmark
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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What do you call a monkey who loves fancy desserts?

A meringue-utang

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👤︎ u/PragmaticPyrologist
📅︎ Oct 17 2018
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Did I ever tell you I went to a fancy Indian restaurant?

I had to make an Indian Reservation

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👤︎ u/julyenbananas
📅︎ Nov 04 2016
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Hey Dads, here's one for the next time you eat at a fancy restaurant.

A Chinese guy, a Japanese guy, a Korean guy and a Vietnamese guy go to a fancy restaurant.

The host tells then they can't come in. He says, "Sorry guys, I can't let you in without a Thai."

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👤︎ u/circuitfive
📅︎ Nov 28 2013
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