I fell into the river in Paris.
People said I must be in Seine.
If you fall into a river in Paris...
Falling in love is dangerous.
My favorite old coat is falling apart and now I'm going to have to throw it out
What is green and fuzzy and if it falls out a tree it'll kill you?
What did Hoover say when he saw the Colorado River?
Dam it
(or, alternatively)
What did the Colorado River say when it saw Hoover?
I'll be dammed.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
If you can't stand this one, don't forget to yell "Timber" before falling over
My 3 yr old daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple and I asked her if she liked apples.
What do you call a jar of Miracle Whip that’s falling to the bottom of the ocean in early May?
A river is just a cloud based streaming service...
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well
I told my mother moose were falling from the sky.
She said, "It's reindeer."
Why did the bicycle fall down?
Man perishes after falling into a hot vat of coffee
Authorities say it was instant
If Alanis Morissette was a sheep who disliked the fall season...
She'd say "Ewe, ewe, ewe, Autumn? No!"
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese
I saw a sign that said falling rocks...
so I tried, and it doesn't.
Why did the old lady fall down the well?
She didn’t see that well.
Why do clocks from rome always make people fall in love?
Because they make romantics.
What did the blanket say as it was falling of the bed?
I was told the fruitarian diet you only eat things that fall from trees.
So far today I've only eaten 3 apples and an owl.
Why did the branch fall off the tree?
It didn't want to stick around.
Why did the flowers in the painting fall off?
Most of my relatives are police marksmen, except for my grandad who was a bank robber.
He died recently surrounded by his family.
Why did the Pharaoh's marriage fall apart?
It was a fault of his mummy-in-law
What did the river-tourist call his mom to say while he was in Africa?
"mom, I can't believe it; I'm in de-nile!"
Mate died today by falling into a vat of coffee!
What's it called when your wife falls asleep after she says she is the mood?
I was walking past the river today and this guy asked me if his rod looked good. Then, he asked if I liked his net. When he continued on and asked if I was impressed by the amount of fish he had caught, I finally lost it and shouted...
"Hey buddy, quit fishing for compliments!"
How do you fall down the stairs?
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 6
Step 11
Step 16
Floor
What can you do for a tortoise that was falling in love but now is only falling apart?
Nothing you can do, it’s a turtle eclipse of the heart
BREAKING NEWS: Truck hauling pigment collides with tour bus on bridge and both fall into river
Thankfully no lives lost, but everyone dyed
Gravity Falls has the best puns
Hard to keep Track of stuff
I Can’t Herb Falling in Love With You
My friend said he saw a nocturnal mammal defecate in a French River
I told him thats bat shit in Seine
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well...
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Why did the old lady fall into the waterhole?
She couldn't see that well.
Why did the man fall down the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Why did the old lady fall in the well?
She couldn’t see that well.
Why did the bike fall?
Because it was too tired.
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