Let's say, my opponent has a Lair of Darkness face-up on the field, and I have Ultimate Falcon face-up on my field.
Since Ultimate Falcon is already Dark-attribute, so even it's unaffected by card effects, it already fits the criteria of being Dark to pay for the cost.
Now let's say that he activates Lilith's effect to search for traps. Would he be able to tribute my Ultimate Falcon ? Would Ultimate Falcon be actually immune to the tribute effect since it is technically Lair of Darkness' effect, similar to The Monarchs Stormforth, or it is counted as paying a cost for activation of Lilith and be tributed ?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Here's the situation: You've just been tasked by Disney to build your very own miniature Disneyland in some untouched region of the world. Unfortunately, you've also been given a pretty tight budget, and have to make some cuts while still maintaining the essential Disneyland experience. You're given $50M. Which attractions do you choose?
Space Mountain - 12M
Matterhorn Bobsleds - 10M
Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance - 9M
Indiana Jones Adventure - 7M
Dumbo the Flying Elephant - 6M
Gadget’s Go Coaster - 6M
Alice in Wonderland - 6M
Peter Pan’s Flight - 6M
Jungle Cruise - 6M
Big Thunder Mountain Railroad - 5M
Storybook Land Canal Boats - 5M
Astro Orbiter - 4M
Roger Rabbit’s Car Toon Spin - 4M
Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters - 4M
Star Tours - 4M
Pirates of the Caribbean - 4M
Snow White’s Enchanted Wish - 3M
Disneyland Monorail - 3M
Casey Jr. Circus Train - 3M
Autopia - 3M
Millenium Falcon: Smuggler’s Run - 3M
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh - 3M
Haunted Mansion - 3M
Pinocchio’s Daring Journey - 2M
Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride - 2M
“It’s a small world” - 2M
Pirate’s Lair on Tom Sawyer Island - 2M
King Arthur Carrousel - 2M
Disneyland Railroad - 2M
Davy Crockett’s Explorer Boats - 2M
Mad Tea Party - 2M
Do your worst!
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Etin followed the group as the gigantic Miranavisr led them deeper into the cavernous lair. The children were talking excitedly in hushed voices, but Etin wasn’t paying them any attention. He envied their enthusiasm, but wasn’t sure where it was stemming from.
He’d caught some of the chatter. The words ‘fighting’ and ‘monsters’ had come up a few times, as had ‘level up’. The idea of leveling seemed to be generating the most buzz, but Etin had only heard tales about the mysterious floating numbers. He’d overheard Julian talking out loud about possibly inducing Etin into the System, but the notion bothered the living skeleton and he wasn’t sure why.
Back on the Sparrow, he had listened to their stories from the previous dungeons—and David’s vivid description of being cornered by living plants had frightened Etin quite a bit. He struggled to see why the group was so nonchalant about heading into certain danger.
Etin turned to the great bear ambling beside him. Winnie had yet to say any words, though he could clearly understand human speech. But for all he lacked words, he had no trouble making himself understood.
“Aren’t you afraid of the dungeon?” Etin sent to his friend.
Winnie turned his head toward Etin, gazing long into his eyes. Then he snorted derisively and flicked his head in Sarah’s direction.
“Ah. I see.” The meaning could not have been clearer—where she goes, I go—yet it did little to assuage Etin’s worry. He, too, cared about the children, and not to mention his maker, but he nevertheless found himself unwilling to follow them into the dungeon.
He was… scared, he realized, for the first time in his life, and it was a feeling Etin quickly decided he did not like.
Lost in thought as he was, Etin didn’t realize the group had arrived at their destination until he bumped into Alexis’ back. The girl turned as Etin stag
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Monsters
Ahrima, the Wicked Warden x3
Raidraptor - Tribute Lanius x3
Raidraptor - Mimicry Lanius x2
Raidraptor - Fuzzy Lanius x3
Raidraptor - Singing Laniusx3
Raidraptor - Heel Eagle x2
Raidraptor - Pain Lanius x1
Raidraptor - Avenge Vulture 3
Raidraptor - Booster Strix x2
Raidraptor - Rudder Strix x2
Raidraptor - Skull Eagle x2
Raidraptor - Stranger Falcon x2
Raidraptor - Strangle Lanius x2
Raidraptor - Vanishing Lanius x3
Spells
"Devotion force x3
2x RR- nest
Monster reborn x2
Lair of Darkness x2
3x RR call
2x RUM doom double force
3x RUM raid force
1x RUM raptors force
1x RUM revolution force
1x RUM skip force
Traps
RR-return x3
3x Raptor's gust
RR Phantom Knights claw x1
Raiders unbreakable mind 3x
Xtra deck
Raider's Knight x1
Raidraptor - Arsenal Falcon x2
Raidraptor - Final Fortress Falcon x2
Raidraptor - Force Strix x2
Raidraptor - Revolution Falcon x2
Raidraptor - Rise Falcon x1
Raidraptor - Satellite Cannon Falcon x1
Raidraptor - Ultimate Falcon x2
Raidraptor - Wise Strix x2
token
Torment token x infinity
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
Can Raidraptor Ultimate Falcon be tributes under cost while Lair of Darkness on the field?
For example, Infernoids with Lair on the field target my Falcon for tribute cost
When I got home, they were still there.
