I always bring an extra pair of underwear when I go golfing

Just incase I get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubNTugInc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Lately I’ve been storing all my extra change in some bushes outside.

I’m starting my own hedge fund.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Jean-Pierre’s dream of meeting an Extra-Terrestrial finally came true. His first question for the alien was...

You must be from Mars, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/granquist04
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Today I bought extra virgin olive oil

After I used it it was just olive oil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EthiopianBrotha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What do you call an extra finger?

I don’t know, but you can always count on it more than the others.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/damenleeturks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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A staircase is just a stair with extra steps.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DIzzy13579
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I made a joke saying this Thanksgiving would be extra special because we'll be spreading around diseases like the original Thanksgiving. Someone told me "too soon".

They were right. I should have waited until next week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Where does extra virgin olive oil comes from ?

Really ugly olives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I went to the beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. "Sir, you gave me an extra."

"That's a freebie."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks??

Minnesota ! HA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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There is no point in adding an extra 's' to the word needles.

It's needless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amar610
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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A person that works faster than expected always has extra time on their hands.

The same is true for clocks.

(PSA: Remember to correct yours tonight, as applicable.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrBELDING69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Now that the Fall is officially here, I can't wait to make tons of extra money gathering leaves..

.. last year I raked it in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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A guy walked into a bar in New Orleans and ordered a Corona Extra and two Hurricanes.

The bartender said "that'll be $20.20"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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When typing a word-play joke, I never put extra spaces on the left.

No pun indented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spar_wors
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Why do bakers always carry extra cash?

Because they never know when a bit of extra dough might be kneaded!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What do you call an extra thick plant?

Stocky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MatWhitehead
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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The delivery guy accidentally got us 3 extra bags of flour

They were not kneaded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chocolava
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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A tipped my psychic an extra $20.00 the other day...

She was a very happy medium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Campagnolo412
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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No one laughs at my β€œbring an extra pair of pants when you go golfing” joke.

I guess β€œhole-in-one” jokes are sub-par.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAClef
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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We’ve just had a decorator in to do some work on the house. I got chatting to him and it turns out he is a British Airways pilot who’s been furloughed and earning a bit of extra cash.

He made a lovely job of the landing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommadds
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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"I always try to go the extra mile for my customers."

Said the city's most hated cab driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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You gotta be careful getting into tennis, they have you buy a bunch of extra stuff you don’t need...

It’s a real racket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi-Im-new-at-this
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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To make extra money, my professor forces all the students to buy his book at the beginning of the term.

It’s textbook Economics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Why do Christians in Japan always put an extra cup at the table?

For God's sake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AjahnMara
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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This morning I made my hamster an extra strong espresso coffee and crushed some caffeine pills up in his food.

I'd hate for him to fall asleep at the wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Extra thicc
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkOnSocks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Just bought some extra strong mints.

Having a hard time getting them out of the packet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Puns for my extra credit in English

Hello, if you could please make a funny pun so I could get extra credit for the title of my essay, that would be great.

Topic: Pursuit of Knowledge- Frankenstein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudeho
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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We got sent extra bumper plates for weight lifting.
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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We bought extra toilet paper for the party.

It's for the party poopers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadGuySmasher
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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I have some extra chairs in my garage

for emergency seat-uations.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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What does the angel put in his salsa for extra spice?

Halopenos.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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I had $1,000 extra in my pay last month, this month I was $1,000 short. When I reported it to payroll they asked me why I didn't say anything when I got paid too much.

I told them, I'll tolerate one mistake but not two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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I bribed my friends into helping me move by buying an extra large stuffed crust pepperoni...

I call it β€œinfluen-za.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcrose89
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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I always bring an extra pair of pants golfing...

...just in case I get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sugar_Wolf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Why did the golfer have an extra pair of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viral_Idiot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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When I go golfing, I always take an extra jacket

In case I get a hole in one.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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When I go golfing I always take an extra jacket...

In case I get a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I always take an extra pair of socks when I go golfing

In case I get a hole in one

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Whenever I go golfing, I bring an extra pair of pants

Just in case I get a hole in one

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Which US state is famous for its extra small soft drinks?

Minnesota

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Why did the golfer have an extra pair of socks.

Incase he got a hole in one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crystalskull89
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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