A list of puns related to "Evil or Live"
Let me preface this by saying that we live on a farm with a truly evil rooster who will attack anyone and everyone.
The fed-ex guy dropped off a package my dad had ordered, and my parents asked if he'd had any trouble with the rooster. I said he hadn't. They were like, "Good. That might've been a lawsuit waiting to happen or something."
And I said, "Yeah, maybe we should put up a Beware of Rooster sign, so we can't get sued for fowl play."
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