an American IT specialist was beaten even though he had a gun with him
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Even though I'm an avid duck and goose hunter, I don't own any calls.
My wife doesn't want me using fowl language.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
My one friend told me that even though I decorate the church for the holidays...
I probably shouldn't go around calling myself a proud cross dresser.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
My wife and I saw our first sonogram today, even though we have two kids already
The previous ones were daughterograms.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
My friend keeps asking me if Iβll help him build a dock behind his lake house, even though I keep telling him βno.β
Honestly, Iβm feeling a lot of pier pressure.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Why does Barbie look so young even though she was born in the fifties?
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︎ Aug 16 2020
My friend decided he wants to be a podiatrist even though I tried to talk him out of it.
I guess he's put his foot down.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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︎ Jul 09 2019
I'm surprised to find myself working at NASA even though i never graduated high school.
Someone had to clean the toilets and keep the place clean.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
This son of a bitch got me. Can't be mad though; I set him up and did even realize it.
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︎ May 11 2020
My business is on the verge of bankcruptcy even though I am doing everything right.
It doesn't make any cents.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
My son asked me whether Ο was a rational number, even though he knows i didnt go to school...
I mean that's just not rational.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
what do you make when you tell a dad joke even though you're not a dad?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
I got fired from my last job even though I always gave 100%.
Apparently thatβs not how you grade exams.
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︎ Jun 16 2019
Why did the boy fail his license test even though he took driver's ed?
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︎ Aug 01 2020
I always find myself getting drunk on planes even though I dont drink
Maybe its because I always get seated on the portside?
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︎ Aug 04 2020
I like telling dad jokes even though I'm not a dad.
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︎ Feb 18 2020
I asked my teacher if she could sign me up for a puppetry class, even though it was full.
She said sheβll be able to pull some strings.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
I always wondered about the fight between Dio and Jotaro. Even though Dio had trained for months before facing him, Jotaro still destroyed him in the end
Ig he really didn't stand a chance
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Even though we disagree with each other a lot on Reddit, hereβs some thing we can hopefully agree on.
People who are reading this are on the same page.
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︎ Sep 21 2019
I asked my dad if I could make dad jokes even though I'm not a dad. He said:
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Coach Butt pushed his team The Doodies into the Toilet Bowl. But, his team was playing like crap after a heavy load. And even though Coach knew his #1 was flushed, he pointed at him and said...
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I was watching a series of increasingly funny cow videos, and even though CowVid#18 was hilarious...
...I just couldn't bring myself to watch the next one. I just had this vague sense that something bad was going to happen.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Even though Iβm my wifeβs third husband
She still treats me like number two.
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︎ Jan 22 2020
Disney isn't going to die and go out of business even though they completely shut down operations and didn't produce anything for three months.
They just suspended animation.
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︎ May 16 2020
Even though my baby poops a lot, I feel like the life lessons heβs been teaching me are invaluable.
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︎ May 05 2020
I like to sleep with the bedside lamp on, even though the wife reckons it's weird.
I don't see how, I think it makes a great hat.
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︎ May 18 2020
We drove to California and had a picnic on the beach. Had a great time, even though our waffles fell on the ground.
I'll always remember that sandy Eggo trip.
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︎ Mar 13 2020
Even though 3D games are common, sometimes I like to play 2D games still. But never 1D games.
That's where I draw the line.
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︎ May 01 2019
Even though the protein store was consistently out of stock, one guy still made sales
because where there is a Will, there is a whey
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︎ Jan 21 2020
Even though Antarctica has 0 infected with Covid-19, they're believed to be among the candidates to win the race for a vaccine
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︎ Mar 24 2020
The fact that we're still minting the penny even though it costs nearly twice as much as it's worth makes no cents.
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︎ Jun 09 2018
I kept my comb even though it's been over ten years since I went bald...
I just couldn't part with it.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
My magnum opus. Even though the Photoshop skills are something quite atrocious. (Pic)
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︎ Jun 14 2016
Even though I insisted there was no need for repatriation, my neighbour has just brought round a root vegetable in exchange for the reading material I gave them.
So thats a turnip for the books.
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︎ Dec 26 2019
A prostitute even though she sucks, she does her fucking job.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
I've just bought a new Roman emperor. He was a lot more expensive than the other emperors even though he doesn't do as much.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Even though he had an extreme fear of heights, why did the butcher resolve to climb all the way up the ladder?
The steaks were too high.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
Thereβs an L in Noel even though there is Noel
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︎ Nov 22 2018
My favourite kind of pet cat, even though itβs a bit slow.
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︎ May 31 2019
Even though my collection of shale, sandstone, limestone and coal isn't worth a whole lot...
it has a lot of sedimental value to me.
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︎ Aug 07 2019
With my last wish, I asked the genie for two more Liam Neeson kidnap movies, even though I knew I would only get Taken Four granted.
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︎ Jun 25 2019
Even though my bike broke I have still been using it every day.
Iβve been caught in a terrible cycle.
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︎ Aug 28 2019
I make a lot of dad jokes even though Iβm not a dad.
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︎ Dec 15 2019
I like telling dad jokes even though iβm not a dad.
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︎ Feb 21 2020
I got fired from my last job even though I always gave 100%.
Apparently thatβs not how you grade exams.
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︎ Mar 28 2019
After watching a few episodes, I have to say that even though Spongebob is the main character,
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