Hindsight is 2020!
it becomes odd.
...Its still considered fowl language
Honestly, Iβm feeling a lot of pier pressure.
One boy said to another: "What? the fork in hell?"
It's still assault water.
She said sheβll be able to pull some strings.
No son.
I love you refrigerator!
Regardless if it Texas along time, Alaska.
-Barack Obama
It's genetic. I come from many generations of dads.
You must have ESP-N!
( ΰ² ΝΚΰ² )
So I was waiting in the car while my parents were waving off my sister to go on a school trip.
Iβm on my phone, chilling out when I suddenly see a girl of about 4 or 5 with her mother walking past. They are talking but all I catch is the little girl saying:
βThe wedding was so emotional, even the cake was crying!β
I found this hilarious, and later passed it on to my father who then said
βIf the little girl wanted to be smart, she should of said βthe cake was in tearsββ (as in tiers of a cake)
I just face palmed at this moment π€¦π»ββοΈ
It's good to make sure about anything more than their special dairytery needs.
I love her unconditionally
Premature Edraculation
"Did you know Netscape and Yahoo merged?"
"Yup, their new name is Netanyahu"
...at least she made a prophet.
Pic of my new device here - http://i.imgur.com/UwQ8ZUE.jpg
My kids wanted to camp in the back yard. My wife set the tent up while I was at work and expected me to sleep outside with them. I had to work the next morning. My wife was going to camp with them instead.
For reference, I call my daughter my princess and me and my wife have a queen size bed.
Daughter:(trying to talk me into camping with them)If you don't sleep outside you won't get to snuggle with your princess! Me: it's ok, I'll have a queen all to myself. Wife:groan
I told him, "Of course, I'd even write a speech for you!"
Friend - "What would it say?"
Me - "Well, it would start off as, "He's a really great and handsome guy, you could even go as far as to call him a spud!""
Edit: Darn phone keyboard messed up the title.
