A list of puns related to "Euterpe edulis"
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
Nothing, it just waved
Cleansing balms
UPDATE 8/20/20: Iβm adding a new balm Iβve recently tried (at the bottom of the list). If anyone has tried balms that youβd like to review in the format used, please post them below!!!
Ok, Iβve been (still am) on a mission to try and review all of the best/most popular cleansing balms in an effort to find the very very best one. Iβve tried nearly all of the most popular ones now. I searched everywhere for a comprehensive review of all of these and couldnβt find much so Iβm hoping this will be a helpful resource to others who might be looking too. I welcome any input!!
Backstory: I had been using The Body Shopβs Camomile balm since way before cleansing balms went mainstream, for probably a decade at least. I never knew there were other options until I was given a sample of Farmacy Green Clean and thatβs what started me down this path - I wanted to see what the best option truly is! I liked my Camomile but could there be a better balm out there waiting for me??!
As always, YMMV but below are my results! All prices are in Canadian dollars and I have not researched pricing or availability in other countries.
As for what I actually use it for - I donβt wear a full face of makeup every single day but I do always wear a tinted sunscreen and mascara at a minimum, usually with a light powder foundation, blush and brow gel as well. Iβve tried every balm below on little to no makeup up to a full face of special occasion makeup.
A note about ingredients - Iβve copied ingredient lists below from the brands websites. It was important to me to evaluate which ones have polyethylene (plastic) as well as essential oils.
I would LOVE to hear your thoughts on those below or any other options I havenβt tried yet!
TL;DR FINAL VERDICT: for a really good clean and soft face, Drunk Elephantβs Slaii is probably the best value in terms of value, packaging, ingredients, etc. I think this will continue to be my go to in the super dry winter months (especially since I tend to wear a bit thicker makeup in the winter), but to be honest, I think I will probably continue use my trusty Body Shop Camomile Cleansing Butter in the summers.
The Body Shop Camomile Sumptuous Cleansing Butter
Size: 90mL (3oz).
Price: $17 CAD @ The Body Shop reg price (but itβs often on sale).
Price per oz: $5.67/oz.
Packaging: This balm comes in a wide and flat metal tin that is perfect for storing bobby pins or things in after (no plastic packaging, yay!). I have had a f
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
Why
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
βBOOMβ?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
free
Because his Visa didnβt work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"
A happy Uncle.....
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