5 Hilarious Eures Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

If you walk into a bathroom as an American, and you walk out of the bathroom as an American, what are you while you're IN the bathroom?

Eur-o-pean!

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👤︎ u/kevindavis338

📅︎ Jul 27 2022

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If you're american when you go into the bathroom and american when leaving the bathroom what are you in the bathroom?

Eur-uh-peein (European)

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👤︎ u/qwertyiswack

📅︎ Sep 20 2022

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If you're Russian in the bedroom, and Italian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?

EUR-O-PEA-N.

(Brought to you by my girlfriend. Sorry if unoriginal.)

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👤︎ u/JaydeKel

📅︎ Nov 27 2021

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Past Your Eyes

My wife and I were grocery shopping a few years ago.

I am 6'6", she is 5'1".

She couldn't find something and asked for help.

I found it on an 'upper' shelf.

She said she hadn't seen it, and I said it was past-eur-ized. She looked blank, then her face lit up, and laughed.

It is a situation we will always share.

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👤︎ u/karl1952

📅︎ Apr 14 2021

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I’m so good at making up puns ..

They actually make me money, some would say I’m an entre-pun-eur.

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👤︎ u/bshackers

📅︎ Mar 10 2020

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