Eugene Torre on 9LX/chess960/chess959/fischer random: 'the computers are the ones that are creative, and the players we become robots.' see 6:38 here: Eugene Torre remembers his friend Bobby Fischer

wow. it's so 'WE ARE THE WALKING DEAD.' But don't worry eugene torre of early 2019: wesley so becomes 9LX world champion and then look at what wesley so did recently with a knight sacrifice in 9LX against MVL.

It took us a while to get to this update finally done, thanks to unexpected issues and the massive breadth of work that was the NSB conversion, but the wait is finally over. We are proud to present 0.20 - 'Railway of Freedom', which not only finally updates Kaiserreich to 1.11, but also gives brand new content to New England, a rework long in the making! We hope you enjoy this dearly awaited update!

• The KR4 team

##PSA: This update will only work on Open Beta Patch 1.11.5! Make sure to enable the Open Beta on Steam before you play the update! Otherwise, the mod can and will crash!

Changes

Notable Additions

• Kaiserreich has now been made compatible with the changes brought by v1.11 "Barbarossa", and accompanying DLC "No Step Back". This includes updating the railroad and supply hub locations, changes to army, air and naval experience generation and doctrine research, and implementing the new scripting features for modders that Paradox have added to the game.

New Focus Trees

• New England

Reworked/Expanded Focus Trees

• Brazil - army tree fully overhauled and redesigned, naval tree effects adjusted and layout rearranged.

• Ukraine - army tree overhauled and redesigned.

Tweaked Focus Trees

• Sweden - focus tree improvements - focus durations are reduced, added new icons, focus effects, implemented several new focuses and balance changes.

New Events

• Candidate-specific election events for CSA, PSA and USA.

• The Fengtian Government now gets a notification about countries accepting or refusing to attend the Unification Conference.

• Added news events for PatAut and NatPop Japan.

New Decisions

• New England

• Added a decision for Haiti to get some naval experience if they complete the economy tree and the foreign policy tree.

New Custom Country Paths

• Assyrian Revolt & Assyria

• Cuban Foreign Policy

• Hawaiian Elections & Foreign Policy

• Iraq & Iraqi Foreign Policy

• Lebanon & Lebanese Foreign Policy

• Left Kuomintang

• Mongolia

• Syria & Syrian Foreign Policy

• Added the option to support New England to Canada's American Civil War game rules.

• Increased the number of options in existing rules for Cuba, Hawaii, Hunan, Ireland, Lianguang Civil War, Sichuan, Shanxi & Yunnan.

GFX

• New Portraits

• American Union State: Jerauld Wright

• Argentina: Manuel Carlés

• Armenia: Mihran Damadian, Bedros Hallachian, Anastas Mikoyan

• Australasia: Al

Initial image.

TL;DR? Just skip to the statistics below (Part III).

Part I. Introduction:

1. Many people say things like how, in standard chess, white has a big advantage or there are too many draws, that these are supposedly problems and then that 9LX supposedly solves these problems. Personally, while I subjectively prefer 9LX to standard, I literally/remotely don't really care about white's advantage or draws in that I don't really see them as problems. Afaik, Bobby Fischer didn't invent 9LX with any such hopes about white's advantage or draws. Similarly, my preference has nothing to do with white's advantage or draws.
2. However, some say as an argument against 9LX that white has a bigger advantage compared to standard chess. Consequently, there are some ideas that when playing 9LX players should have to play both colours, like what was done in the inaugural (and so far only) FIDE 9LX world championship.
3. I think it could be theoretically true, but practically? Well, that white supposedly has a bigger advantage contradicts my own experience that white vs black makes considerably less of a difference to me when I play 9LX. Okay so besides experience, what do the numbers say?
4. Check out this Q&A on chess stackexchange that shows that for engines (so much for theoretically)

• in standard, white has 23% advantage against black: (39.2-32)/32=0.225, but
• in 9LX, white has only 14% advantage against black: (41.6-36.5)/36.5=0.13972602739
• (By advantage i mean percentage change between white win rate and black win rate. Same as 'WWO' below.)

To even begin to talk about that white has more of a practical advantage, I think we should have some statistics that show there is a higher winning percentage change between white win and black win in 9LX as compared to standard. (Then afterwards we see if this increase is statistically significant or not.) But actually 'it's the reverse'! (See here too.) The winning percentage change is lower!

5. Now, I want to see **in

Seeing so many people (myself included) being overwhelmed with the amount of content Marvel Studios is putting out and how complex and extended the world is becoming, I've decided to start doing these kinds of posts every few months so that everyone can keep up with what's going on in the MCU!

This took a lot of time to compile, so I hope you guys like it and tell me how and what I can improve in the future!

Note 1: You don't need to read it all. You can just Ctrl+F a concept/character/organization and just find what is said about it.

Note 2: Deceased villains and secondary characters are not mentioned here.

Note 3: The Marvel TV projects whose canonicity has been on the air lately are not added for the sake of simplicity and keeping the core story/characters in this document. Similarly, characters from other universes of the MCM (What if universes, Venom-verse, Raimi-verse, Webb-verse) are not discussed.

Characters:

Avengers:

• Tony Stark/Iron Man - DECEASED

• Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - DECEASED

• Steve Rogers/Captain America - UNKNOWN STATUS

• Clint Barton/Hawkeye - RETIRED, spending time with his family

• Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch - RETIRED, ISOLATED from humanity until she learns to control her powers through the DARKHOLD

• Thor Odinson - Currently with the GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, looking for his purpose

• Vision - Has NO MIND STONE, hence less advanced AI, trying to understand who he is

• Bruce Banner/Hulk - Still INJURED, is currently working on his physical form and is CONSULTING in the super-hero community with his science knowledge

• James "Rhodey" Rhodes/War Machine - ACTIVE In the US AIR FORCE as War Machine

• Sam Wilson/Captain America - ACTIVE In the US AIR FORCE as the new Captain America

• Peter Parker/Spider-Man - ACCUSED CRIMINAL, IDENTITY PUBLICLY REVEALED

Avengers' Associates

• T'Challa/Black Panther - DECEASED (Most likely)

• Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver - DECEASED

• James Buchanon "Bucky" Barnes/Winter Soldier - RETIRED VETERAN, occasional partners with Sam

• Wong - CONSULTING the super-hero community with his magic knowledge

• Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel - Has business in SPACE, CONSULTING the super-hero community with her space knowledge

• Doctor Stephen Strange - Protecting your reality douchebag (ACTIVE)

• Nick Fury - Has set up a SPACE STATION with Skrulls and ex-SHIELD agents

• Scott Lang/Ant-Man - Likely ACTIVE

• Hope van Dyne/Wasp - Likely ACTIVE

• Xu

If I was the owner of WWE.

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Here is my dream roster:

1-2-3 Kid

2 Cold Scorpio

8-Ball (DOA)

A-Train

AJ Lee

AJ Styles

AJ Styles (2002)

Abbey Laith

Abdullah the Butcher

Abe “Knuckleball“ Schwartz

Adam Bomb

Adam Carelle

Adam Cole NXT

Adam Cole AEW

Adam Rose

Adrian Adonis

Adrian Adonis (AWA)

Adrian Neville

Adrian Street

Afa

Aguila

Ahmed Johnson

Aiden English

Air Paris

Air Styles

Akam

Akeem

Akio Sato

Akira Tozawa

Aksana

Al Snow

Al Snow (J.O.B. Squad)

Albert

Alberto del Rio

Aldo. Montoya

Aleister Black

Alexa Bliss

Alexander Rusev

Alexander Wolfe

Alexis Smirnoff

Alicia Fox

Alundra Blayze

America Adonis

Andrade

Andre the Giant

Angel Garza

Angelo Dawkins

Angelo Mosca Jr

Angelo Poffo

Angelo “King Kong” Mosca

Animal (LOD 2000)

Animal (LOD ‘05)

Antonio Cesaro

Antonio Inoki

Antonio Rocca

Apollo Crews

Ariya Daivari

Arnold Skaaland

“Sailor” Art Thomas

Arturo Ruas

Ashton Smith

Asuka

Atsushi Onita

Austin Idol

Austin Theory

Avalanche

Avatar

Awesome Kong

Ax

Axl Rotten

B. Brian Blair

B2

Baby Bull

Bad News Barrett

Bad News Brown

Balls Mahoney

Bam Bam Bigelow

Baron Corbin

“King” Baron Corbin

Baron Mikel Scicluna

Baron von Raschke

Barry Darsow

Barry Horowitz

Barry Windham

Bart Gunn

Bart Gunn (New Midnight Express)

Batista (Modern)

Batista (Evolution)

Batista (Hair)

Batista (Bald)

Bayley (Hugs)

Bearcat Wright

Becky Lynch (NXT)

Becky Lynch (The Man gimmick)

Becky Lynch (The Heel)

Bertha Faye

Beth Phoenix

Bianca Belair

B.G. James

Big Bossman (Cop)

Big Bossman (SWAT)

Big Bubba Rogers

Big Bully Busik

Big Cat

Big Daddy Shirley Crabtree

Big Daddy V

Big E

Big E. Langston

Big E. Langston (FCW)

Big John Studd

Big Josh

Big Machine

Big Show (with short hair, Baldhead and no facial hair, Long Hair, Huge Beard and bald head.)

Big T

Big Van Vader

Bill DeMott

Bill Irwin

Bill Watts

Billie Kay

”Superstar” Billy Graham

Billy Jack Hayes

Billy Red Lyons

Billy Robinson

Black Bart

Black Machismo

Black Tiger

Blackjack Bradshaw

Blackjack Lanza

Blackjack Mulligan

Blackjack Windham

Blade Runner Rock

Blade Runner Flash

Blitzkrieg

Blue Demon

Blue Demon Jr

Blue Meanie (J.O.B. Squad)

Bo Dallas

Bo Rotundo

Boa

Bob Armstrong

Bob Backlund

Bob Holly (New Midnight Express)

“Cowboy” Bob Orton Jr

Bob Orton Jr (Modern)

Bobby Duncum

Bobby Dunc

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Part 2 of this post. I know this looks long, but according to word counter this should take about fifteen minutes to read.

In the original post, I was happy to read and interact with your agreements and criticisms of my original critique. Now, I will deal with the solution, on how patriotism and nationalism is to be handled in second and first world countries, in particularly in my homeland Australia and the United States.

1. Differentiating between the two forms of Nationalism
2. Nationalism and National Liberation in Settler-Colonial States
3. The task of Australian Communists and the Australian National Revolution
4. Nationalism and National Liberation in the United States
5. The Question of National Self-Determination of various nations in the United States
6. Footnotes

I would refrain from using the word "Patriotic", seeing as that implies support for the existing social order - though "Nationalist Socialism" sounds... well, I don't need to explain why. For the purposes of this I will use the term Socialist/Communist Nationalism.

We know that a Communist can and must be at the same time be an Internationalist and a Nationalist - though Communist Nationalism is far different from Reactionary Nationalism. National Liberation - that is, the movement wherein one imperialised, colonised or otherwise oppressed nation or community seeks to liberate itself from a foreign overlord - is a core part of Marxism-Leninism; this I am sure we are all aware of and I have stressed in my previous post. However, in the past, there have been national-liberation movements across the world, some of which have taken on a Socialist Character. In fact, almost all major movements in the last one hundred or so years have. Yet, none of these have taken place in the settler colonies of the world, save for maybe Korea. Of all the historical settler-colonies that have existed, much of them have been liberated from their colonial overlords long ago. South and Central America are free from Spain and Portugal, Asia is free from Japan, the Balkans and Arabia are free from Turkey, Eurasia is largely free from Russia, South Africa overthrew its white minority leadership. Of the settler colonies that remain - The Commonwealths of Canada, Australia, New Zealand (Aotearoa) and the United States of America - only one of them is not still under the rule of a fore

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

In the final part of our behind-the-scenes documentary series, we're thrilled to introduce you to the extended cast lending their voices to The Legend of Vox Machina! A very special thanks to our animation partner, Titmouse, our partners at Amazon Studios and Amazon Prime Video, and of course the 88,887 Kickstarter backers that made this dream a reality. We love you! The Legend of Vox Machina premieres January 28, 2022 on Prime Video! If you don't have an Amazon Prime membership, sign up for a 30-day free trial here: https://amzn.to/3AbSitq Meet the Extended Cast! Stephanie Beatriz as Lady Kima Anjali Bhimani as Head Cleric Eugene Byrd as Jarrett Esmé Creed-Miles as Cassandra de Rolo Felicia Day as Captain of Emon Darin De Paul as Kerrion Stonefell Grey Griffin as Delilah Briarwood Tony Hale as Sir Fince Bobby Hall aka Logic as Palace Guard Kelly Hu as Dr. Anna Ripley Sunil Malhotra as Gilmore Rory McCann as Duke Vedmire Max Mittelman as Desmond Dominic Monaghan as Archibald Desnay Khary Payton as Sovereign Uriel Tal’Dorei Mason Alexander Park as the Tavern Keeper (a character created in our Tavern Keeper Build video!) Stacey Raymond as Bryn Stephen Root as Professor Anders David Tennant as General Krieg Tracie Thoms as the Everlight Gina Torres as Keeper Yennen Indira Varma as Lady Allura Vysoren For the latest updates on The Legend of Vox Machina, check out http://critrole.com/animated. Follow us! Website: https://www.critrole.com Newsletter: https://critrole.com/newsletter Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/criticalrole Twitter: https://twitter.com/criticalrole Instagram: https://instagram.com/critical_role Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/criticalrole Shops: US: https://shop.critrole.com UK: https://shop.critrole.co.uk EU: https://shop.critrole.eu AU: https://shop.critrole.com.au CA: https://canada.critrole.com Follow Critical Role Foundation! Learn More & Donate: https://criticalrolefoundation.org Twitter: https://twitter.com/CriticalRoleFDN Facebook: https://facebook.com/CriticalRoleFDN #CriticalRole #VoxMachina #TheLegendOfVoxMachina

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The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Update: thank you sasquatcheds for sharing the PGNs of all the games in question here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1j4OqJUTOcADoX7uQSVWm8zZvX-frhvf2/view?usp=sharing

• imported:

1. https://lichess.org/1SCOh6W4
2. https://lichess.org/TYbPHOU4
3. https://lichess.org/1JAosZW2 --> wait 1200+ draws with a 2100+? Hmmmm......... (Edit: Oh duh. it's like the misha osipov thing. 1200+ is FIDE, but you can see the NCFP rating rapid is 1914)
4. https://lichess.org/Hvwkg3Xk

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Things

Thing 1: Mindanao chessers seek measures vs online cheating amid scandal

> The appeal came after the Philippine team was disqualified from the ongoing World Olympiad online tournament because a 13-year-old allegedly cheated during a game.

and

> While not condoning the act, (NCFP chief operating officer Grandmaster Jayson) Gonzales said the 12th member of the 12-person team is just a child and that her wrongdoing should not be blamed on the other 11 team members and the coaching staff.

interesting argument...if the cheater is below 18, then let's not blame the team?

Thing 2: Janelle Frayna's video: Bakit nga ba tayo dinisqualify sa World Chess Olympiad? (answering mean comments seen in facebook)

• Janelle Frayna also says on fb

> I never condone cheating. There is no valid excuse for cheating in chess if proven true. But how is it fair for us-the remaining members of the team, who played our games, fair and square? FIDE's decision is very painful.

• Janelle Frayna also says on youtube

> After all, chess is an individual sport. 'hindi natin hawak lahat ng kaisipan ng mga kasama natin.' (google translate says: 'we do not hold all the thoughts of those with us.')

Thing 3: r/Philippines post: PH disqualified from FIDE Online Olympiad Division A

**Thing 4

Do your worst!

#Please Note: This post is no longer being updated. A new update will be posted after What If...? has wrapped

#Legends - 8th January 2021

###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases

Platform: Disney+

##Synopsis

Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments.

The series began streaming on 8th January 2021, and episodes will be released indefinitely ahead of future Marvel projects.

##Episodes

• Wanda Maximoff (8th January)
• Vision (8th January)
• Falcon (5th March)
• The Winter Soldier (5th March)
• Sharon Carter (12th March)
• Baron Zemo (12th March)
• Loki (4th June)
• The Tesseract/Space Stone (4th June)
• Black Widow (7th July)
• Peggy Carter (4th August)
• The Avengers Initiative (4th August)
• The Ravagers (4th August)

#WandaVision - 15th January 2021 (9 Episodes)

###Status: Streaming

Platform: Disney

^(Working Title: Big Red)

##Synopsis

The very first Marvel Studios series on Disney+, and the first content of Phase 4. With 9 episodes, this series explores the powers and capabilities of two of the most powerful heroes of the MCU, as well as their relationship and new marriage through the medium of various sitcoms throughout the decades, whilst also dealing with Vision's sentience, after being killed when Wanda destroyed the Mind Stone, only to be brought back by Thanos with the Time Stone and killed again when the Titan ripped the Mind Stone from his head.

##Links

Following directly on from Avengers: Endgame, the series pulled in characters from all over the MCU, specifically Darcy Lewis from Thor and Thor: The Dark World, Jimmy Woo from Ant-Man and The Wasp and Monica Rambeau from Captain Marvel.

Elizabeth Olsen will transition from this series into >!Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness!<, while Monica Rambeau will go from this series into >!The Marvels!<.

##Crew

Director: Matt Shakman (The Boys, Game of Thrones)

Cinematographer: Jess Hall (Hot Fuzz, 30 Minutes or Less)

Head Writer: Jac Schaeffer (Black Widow, The Hustle)

##Cast

• Elizabeth Olsen (Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch)
• Paul Bettany (The Vision)
• Kat Dennings (Darcy Lewis)
• Teyonah Parris (Monica Rambeau)
• Randall Park (Jimmy Woo)
• Kathryn Hahn (Agnes)
• Fred Melamed (Arthur Heart)
• Debra Jo Rupp (Mrs. Heart)
• Jolene Purdy (Undisclosed Role

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Preface:

As someone that has wasted countless hours on /r/hockey for over seven years now, I believe that I have uncovered the true secret to receiving countless upvotes in nearly any scenario. I wish to pass on my extensive research to you, the people of /r/hockeycirclejerk, so that you may also garner millions upon millions of internet points. If you follow this handy guide, you may never receive another downvote on /r/hockey again. You're welcome.

These are players/people that /r/hockey always likes. Praising them in any context will garner you upvotes, especially if you do so out of context:

• Pavel Datsyuk

• Jaromir Jagr

• Alex Ovechkin

• Peter Forsberg

• Teemu Selanne

• Marc-Andre Fleury

• Ottawa Senators-era Erik Karlsson

• Jarome Iginla

• Patrice Bergeron

• Mark Stone

• Aleksander Barkov

• Any player that averages 11:00 TOI per game and is deemed "heavily underrated" by the internet

• Phil Kessel

• John Scott, depending on the day

No matter what flaws you may point out (Jagr's bad reputation in the early 2000s, Datsyuk and Ovechkin's political stances), these will always be overshadowed because people like the players.

Conversely, anyone else that has controversial political takes or reputations as selfish players are free to be shit on. This includes:

• Tony DeAngelo

• Seth Jones

• Max Domi

Now, hating on the following list of players is always popular, once again, no matter the context or how relevant the criticisms actually are. I have found that at times, all you need to do is just comment "Fuck (insert player here)" and gain instant karma, sometimes hundreds of points, for doing so. Yes, folks, it really is that simple:

• Tom Wilson

• Evander Kane

• Brendan Lemieux

• Drew Doughty

• Matthew Tkachuk except when he's in a feud with Drew Doughty

• Basically any GM except for Joe Sakic or Steve Yzerman

• George Parros

• Literally any ref except Wes McCauley

• The entire Arizona Coyotes franchise

• Mike Milbury

• Any coach that has coached more than one NHL team

• Any coach whose team is massively underperforming expectations

• Your team's power play coach

• Boston's 2015 first round draft picks

• Anyone that thinks Zach Hyman should be on the Canadian Olympic roster

• Eugene Melnyk

• Either the Bruins or the Maple Leafs, whichever one is better or more relevant at that moment

• Matt Cooke

*There's also a smaller list of players that Reddit mostly hates, but it really ramps up whenever th

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

They were cooked in Greece.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.