Ethel Armes Puns

hi all

since my exams are over and i submitted all my papers, i've had some free time and put together a new timeline for us here on duggarsnark, it includes everything i could think about, to the best of my knowledge. with that in mind, i am prefacing this with the knowledge that i will have made mistakes in it, please feel free to correct me in the comments if you find an error. so much has happened with so much being revealed, i couldn't get it straight, so here you go. i hope this helps any new snarkers with the basic history of the duggars. if i also have failed to include something lemme know and i'll add it in. in thanks, i want to thank this sub, and the posts on here which helped in putting this together, especially /nuggetsofchicken who helped with the legal breakdowns for the trial timeline, and the faqs which helped with the more mythic aspects of this, i also utilised the fundiewiki a great deal so shout out to them.

The Duggars - The Ultimate History Master Doc

• If ‘*’ this means this information could be fabricated.

1965

• Robert ‘Jim Bob’ Duggar is born on 18/07/1965, in Springdale, Arkansas, to Jimmy Lee "JL" Duggar and Mary Lester. He was the couple's second child. Link

1966

• Michelle Evelyn Ruark was born on September 13th, 1966, to Garrett Floyde Ruark and Ethel Marie Hardin. She was the couple's seventh and final child. Link

1982

• Michelle attended Springdale High School and was a cheerleader. During this time, she struggled with self-worth and was bulimic.
• Michelle is saved.
• Jim-Bob and Michele first meet, he and his friend are going door to door, and his friend recommends they go and see Michele, who has recently been saved. For Jim-Bob it is love/lust at first sight, Michele admits not remembering this meeting.

1983

• Michelle begins working in Jim Bob’s mothers frozen yoghurt shop, Jim Bob admits to recommending her to his mother because he liked her so much. He invites Michele to his senior banquet at his high school, Michelle accepts and they go on their first date.
• On the 24/12/1983 Jim Bob proposes to Michelle and she accepts.

1984

• Michelle graduates high school.
• Robert ‘Jim Bob’ Duggar married Michelle Annette Ruark on 21/07/1984, Michelle baked her own wedding cake and wore the dress of her mother-in-law. They then went their honeymoon to Mount Nebo and Lak

1. A maiden from a mountain village. Her singing voice when tending her father's flock attracted the dragon wanting to be lulled to sleep.

2. A healer from a popular city, threatened with hellfire and will heal the dragon and his collection of people.

3. A bard, who is hired for 100 gp per performance, and will be released in one year.

4. The king's wife. Taken to ensure the king behaves. Returned for 1 day a month.

5. Gladiators, winning will grant freedom. Winning a lot will let you leave with a choice of armaments from the dragon's hoard.

6. A ranger, hired to keep bats out of his cave using ecologically friendly methods, and preventing the need for constant fire breath.

7. A scholar, eager to write down the tales of an old dragon. The tales are all lies and pro-dragon propaganda. (Impenetrable scales, trusting hearts, big teddy bears, etc)

8. A wizard, furthering his training by practicing the magic arts alongside the dragon. Provides rarer components and travels to bring secrets back to the dragon.

9. An artist, fulfilling the prideful tendencies in creating paintings, sculptures, etc.

10. A blacksmith, creating powerful weapons using the dragon's own breath. Raising the dragon a personal army.

11. A lawyer who makes sure that the living standards of the dragon's collection are up to commonly accepted standards. The dragon has allowed him to refashion one of the cells into an office. The lawyer also has a logistics crew who transport resources and documents between the lair and the nearest town. u/VIixIXine

12. A taxman, arguably the only kind of mortal creature that the dragon fears. He did not want him here, and he did not want his precursors either. The dragon gave up after eating the fifth taxman, as the Not-IRS appears to have an unlimited supply of men who do not fear death. u/VIixIXine

13. An aspiring escape artist, located in the deeper parts of the lair. He is allowed to leave the lair permanently under one condition: he must not be caught. The dragon greatly enjoys playing cat and mouse with this young man. This sentiment is not necessarily mutual. u/VIixIXine

14. A kenku who is hired to scare off intruders when the dragon is asleep, absent, or otherwise unavailable. He likes his job. u/VIixIXine

15. A barbarian. The dragon finds it amusing when t

From "The UFO Evidence" Chapter XIII:

Dyad "Scout Craft"

A striking pattern of reports has emerged describing what appears to be a standard model UFO, of intermediate size between the small-possibly remote-controlled-discs and the often-reported 35-40 foot (10-12 meter) in diameter or larger models.

Dating back to the 1950s, many witnesses have described discs (often Saturn-shaped) with transparent domes through which two small humanoid beings are visible. Although size estimates vary, most appear to be somewhere between 15 and 30 feet (4.5 and 9 meters) in diameter. The proportional size of beings to craft suggests a small two-seater "scout" vehicle with barely enough space to accommodate the two-entity crew. The reports imply a mission-oriented purpose.

The beings in these cases often exhibit awareness of the witness, looking right at him or her. The craft performs characteristic maneuvers that include a downward tilt, during which instrument panels on board become visible, and rotation. Certain colors and light arrays recur.

The following case summaries illustrate the Dyad "scout craft."

July 13, 1959: Blenheim, New Zealand. 5:50 A.M.

Mrs. Frederick Moreland, a part-time nurse's aide, was helping her husband tend their nine-acre farm. It was dark with low cloud cover when she went to the barn to do the morning milking. She noticed a green glow in the overcast and was halfway across the paddock when two large green lights emerged from the clouds and descended rapidly toward the ground in her direction. "I noticed that I was bathed in a green light and that all the paddock was green, too," she later reported. In a statement to local police, she said that the green glare was so bright that she could not see her own "torchlight" (flashlight beam). "It was a horrid sort of color. My first thought was, 'I shouldn't be here,' and I made a dive for the trees on the other side of the paddock."

From the protection of the trees, Mrs. Moreland saw a distinct saucer-shaped object with two extremely bright sources of green light on its underside that illuminated an area of 50 yards (45 meters). Two rows of what seemed to be jets around the center of the object were emitting orange-colored flame. The rows appeared to revolve in opposite directions. The object, about 20-30 feet (6-9 meters) in diameter, hovered at rooftop level, about 15 feet (4.5 meters) above the ground. It was no more than 50 yards ( 45 meters) away from her.

"The jets st

I've decided to sell a large portion of my collection. Records are visually graded. Many of these have never been played, and are graded conservatively. I don’t list a record as Mint unless it’s sealed. Records are priced to sell, trying to list prices at lower than current Discogs prices for similarly conditioned items. I’ll be listing these alphabetically in chunks to not overload one post, but I’ll include a link to my Discogs colllection, if you see anything of interest, feel free to ask even if it’s not listed in the post below. All records have been resleeved into poly-lined inner sleeves.

The records listed as FREE are only free if you purchase.

My Discogs collection

https://www.discogs.com/user/sonicpharmacist/collection

Shipping is $5 flat no matter how many titles. US only please.

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ARTISTS M (PLUS SOME I HAVEN'T LISTED PREVIOUSLY)

Johnny Cash - At Folsom Prison (5LP Box RSD) $100 VG+/NM European RSD 2018 issue, some scuffs from paper inner sleeves across just about every LP, which do not affect playback

Chick Corea - Now He Sings, Now He Sobs (Tone Poet) SOLD NM/VG Seam split on top of back gatefold SOLD

Dire Straits - Making Movies (MFSL) $50 NM/G+ Cover is in rough shape, seam split on bottom front and back gatefolds and top front gatefold, corner crunch on bottom spine, corner bends on upper and lower right

Peter Gabriel - Us (45rpm 3 LP) $60 NM/G Purchased off Discogs from a European seller who decided to send it overseas in a bag. As a result, the back gatefold has a large bend, along with multiple creases along the top and bottom of both gatefold. However, the records are pristeen.

Magic Sword - Endless (VIP Edition) $40 NM/M #293/418, comes with comic book and poster (no slipmat)

Stephen Mallinder - Um Dada (Blue Clear) $10 VG+/VG+ Record has a few marks, inner sleeve has pretty bad creasing on corner

Manic Street Preachers - The Holy Bible $18 NM/NM A lit

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

As many of you know, Baymax is upcoming second animated series in the Big Hero 6 franchise.

And while it does look like it's gonna be charming and fun, I was actually thinking about a new series for this franchise that I think you guys would find a little more interesting.

This new series would be a re-telling of the movie and the tv series, but with more faithfulness to the original comics...

Yeah, I said comics.

I'm pretty sure most of you guys are vaguely familiar with this, but for those who don't know, Big Hero 6 originally started out as a comic book series published by Marvel Comics and written by Man of Action.

The series first debuted in 1998 with a three-issue run, then returned a decade latter with a new series of five issues.

Other than a few appearences here and there prior to the movie, the team hadn't really been around all that much.

I honestly think this series would not only help reintroduce and possibly rebirth the original comics, but also do something that the Disney series surprisingly failed to do.....actually developing the characters.

A common complaint among Big Hero 6 is that while know a lot about Hiro and especially Fred, we know very little about Gogo, Wasabi and Honey Lemon.

Even though the animated series just ended a couple of months ago, we still don't know much about them.

I honestly think that this new series would help give some layers to these three to help make them stronger than their Disney counterparts.

While it does follow the same plot of the movie and the tv series, there some notable changes.

.Hiro and Tadashi's mother, who's name is Maemi Hamada, is still alive.

.At the beginning of the series, it would be revealed that Hiro, Tadashi and Maemi had moved to San Fransokyo a few years ago to live with Aunt Cass because of the death of Thomas (Maemi's husband, Hiro and Tadashi's father and Cass' brother), who was a wealthy industrialist.

.Big Hero 6 was already formed prior to Hiro meeting Gogo, Honey Lemon, Wasabi and Fred.

.Speaking of which, the team in this universe was founded by Flora Warren (a westernized version of Furi Wamu), a high-level homeland security agent and a member of S.H.I.E.L.D. (yes, that S.H.I.E.L.D.).

.Hiro and Honey Lemon are the only ones who attend the San Fransokyo Institute of Technology, while Go Go serves as a test pilot there, Wasabi works at a sushi restaurant own and ran by his family and Fred, just like in the movie and the series, still serves as the sc

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

first off, thank you all for your help in editing this, i have dyscalculia and so dates are tricky for me sometimes so your eyes were so helpful in spotting mistakes. i have taken all your edits and popped them in. if the mods would like to add this to the side bar, i would be honoured. thanks again everyone xx

The Duggars - The Ultimate History Master Doc

- If ‘*’ this means this information could be fabricated.

1965

- James Robert ‘Jim Bob’ Duggar is born on 18/07/1965, in Springdale, Arkansas, to Jimmy Lee "JL" Duggar and Mary Lester. He was the couple's second child. Link

1966

- Michelle Annette Ruark was born on September 13th, 1966, to Garrett Floyde Ruark and Ethel Marie Hardin. She was the couple's seventh and final child. Link

1982

- Michelle attended Springdale High School and was a cheerleader. During this time, she struggled with self-worth and was bulimic.

- Michelle is saved.

- Jim-Bob and Michelle first meet, he and his friend are going door to door, and his friend recommends they go and see Michelle, who has recently been saved. For Jim-Bob it is love/lust at first sight, Michelle admits not remembering this meeting.

1983

- Michelle begins working in Jim Bob’s mothers frozen yoghurt shop, Jim Bob admits to recommending her to his mother because he liked her so much. He invites Michelle to his senior banquet at his high school, Michelle accepts and they go on their first date.

- In May of this year, Jim Bob graduated from Shiloh Christian High School.

- On the 24/12/1983 Jim Bob proposes to Michelle and she accepts.

1984

- Michelle graduates high school.

- Robert ‘Jim Bob’ Duggar married Michelle Annette Ruark on 21/07/1984, Michelle baked her own wedding cake and wore the dress of her mother-in-law. They then went their honeymoon to Mount Nebo and Lake Fort Smith in Arkansas, but cut their trip short to begin work on their new home.

- Michelle begins using birth control

1988

Births

- Joshua James Duggar is born on the 03/03/1988

Life Events

- Michelle continues taking the birth control pill

1989

Births

- Michelle miscarries Caleb Ryan on the 23/01/1989

Life Events

- Michelle and Jim Bob believe that birth control contributes to the miscarriage, and stop using all forms of birth control.

1990

Births

- Jana Marie and John David Duggar are born on the 12/01/1990

1991

Births

- Jill Michelle Duggar is born on the 17/05/1991

1992

Births

- Jessa Lauren Duggar is born on the 04/11/1992

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When I got home, they were still there.