What does Root become when England's cricket team loses a match?

Square root. Β€~Β€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrainySaber
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2017
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In an announcement to coincide with International Women's Day, the Church of England has announced a drive to increase the number of female vicars...

They want to decrease the gender pray gap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cybot2001
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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I put together a cricket team, but they didn't do very well.

They kept getting squished by the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MotherOfRunes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2014
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My relationship with the former US Women's National Soccer Team goalkeeper is coming to an end

I'm starting to lose Hope. I haven't felt Solo for a long time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wigglesface
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Apparently members of the South Korean Olympic Women’s Curling team have given each other breakfast themed nicknames.

Talk about hashtags!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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Told my dad that only the US has spelling bees

He told me it's because England has Spelling Crickets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jadeneonsiren
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Two woman are sitting on a roof because their town is being flooded

The second woman looks to the first woman and asks what they should do?

"God will save us" she says.

The two women sit there for a while and watch the water continue to rise. Eventually a rescue team in a rubber dinghy turn up.

"Jump on" says the rescuer. The second woman quickly jumps into the dinghy. The first woman looks annoyed and states bluntly that "God will save me". The rescuer shakes his head and drives off.

A few hours go by and the rain begins falling harder and harder. The entire house aside from the roof is submerged.

She hears the sound of a helicopter before she sees it. The helicopter hovers above and throws down a rope ladder.

"Climb up!" Shouts the rescuer.

The woman shakes her head refusing to move "No, god will save me".

The rescuer shakes his head and the helicopter flies off.

Time passes by and the water is now up to the top of the roof. She hears an aeroplane swoop in low overhead, dropping life jackets along the street for anyone left behind.

"No" she shakes her head "God will save me!"

The inevitable happens and after she drowns the storms into heaven upset. "God! Why didn't you save me?"

He looks to her and rolls his eyes. "Well I sent a boat, a helicopter and a life jacket what else do you want me to do?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Dad texting me regarding the state of African Cricket.

" The Zimbabwe Cricket Board have just announced that they discovered ebola in their cricket team, but this has not caused any concern since they also found ebatsman & efielda..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sam0n
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2014
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Mens hockey change rooms never disappoint.

So sometimes I help my dads hockey team out when they're short on players and always leave with new material. They were getting on one guy for thinking about getting married and how it's a horrible idea.

Future dad: "Ya i'm in the process of finding some rings that she may like"

Dad: "Well you gotta buy three rings for her. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering"

This of course leads to laughs and another topic of how blowjobs are obsolete as the marriage goes on and to hold onto the memories of seeing women naked other than your wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JODYHIGHROLLER1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2014
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give a helping hand

I have very recently started training with a Men's Roller Derby team. A lot of the guys are refs in the local Women's Roller Derby league and this evening I was helping them get the track ready for the weekend.

Three of us were busy duct-taping a rope around the edge of the track when some guy came up to me and said "It look's like they've roped you in."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CollarRed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2015
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Rugby dad

At my daughter's university yesterday for a summer preview day. In a parent 's session on student activities, we were talking about the rugby clubs when one of the dads remarks, "Is it true that the coach of the women's rugby team is named Eleanor. You know, Eleanor Rugby."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anyeyeball
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2015
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