I had a kernel of energy left so I created something amaizeing and ear-resistable.
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People who write with fountain pens exude big bic energy.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
How does batman store energy?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
(My Grandma called me just to tell me this one): Why did the farmer bury a lightbulb?
He wanted to grow a power plant
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Why do pregnant cows have more energy?
Because they're calfinated
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︎ Jan 06 2021
For those who donβt know what a power plant is
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People keep telling me to use my energy well...
Does anyone know where I can get a mana pool?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect
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︎ Nov 10 2020
would provide energy for sure
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Vitamin D gives me so much energy...
It should really be called Vitamin A+!
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Did you know humans can be struck by lightning?
I was shocked when I found out
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Scientists have discovered that bees are learning to conserve energy by gliding on the air...
They think they're evolving into frisbees.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Ever heard of wind energy?
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Subatomic
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Public Service Announcement: In order to meet the energy budget for 2020....
the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Thank you and have a nice day.
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You know, out West they're started to ban those big round bales of hay you see in that field over there..
.... The cows aren't getting three square meals a day.
(Also, to those who tell dad jokes at every opportunity, I really appreciate you. As a person who grew up without the joy of a pops embarrassing me with terrible jokes, I was always bewildered by the stereotype. Recently though, I've been taking a microeconomics course I was dreading having to take and my professor has "big econ dad" energy. There's a joke every few minutes in his lectures and they give me the energy to keep going. You are appreciated. Even if your kids, spouse, partner, friends, strangers groan at you, undoubtedly someone out there really appreciates your goofiness).
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Big Beef Energy
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︎ May 07 2020
Where do lions get the energy they need?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
My first homegrown dad joke. What do you call a low energy laser?
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︎ Feb 13 2019
I've finally convinced my energy suppliers that they're crazy...
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︎ Jul 31 2020
If you don't understand potensial energy
You most likely don't understand the gravity og the situasion
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︎ Apr 06 2020
A fraction too much friction
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︎ Sep 05 2020
What do you call glasses that drain your energy?
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Tropical fruits give me so much energy...
Guess you could say they make a man-go!
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︎ Mar 13 2020
Whyβs βUβ used as the symbol for Potential Energy?
Because βUβ have a lot of potential!
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︎ Sep 18 2019
Son: Dad, if u had double the money, double the time and double the energy, then what would u be?
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︎ Dec 29 2018
I really hate the energy section of my physics class, it's nothing but work.
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︎ Sep 27 2019
Energy
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︎ Mar 17 2019
My cat, JOJO, fighting Dio (circa, 1886). Tis a purrfect parody. Anime: Jojoβs bizarre adventures. Pun Clarification: Hamon is a fighting energy in the anime, you can see that the pun was replacing the word Salmon.
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︎ Aug 22 2019
Whenever I need energy I always go for Goldfish crackers
Theyβre loaded with carpohydrates
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︎ Dec 31 2019
Teleporter
-"This Teleporter only teleports Energy."
-"It does what?!"
>!-"It doesn't matter."!<
My own Idea, still not really complete. How does it function better?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I've just discovered a new source of renewable energy.
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︎ Nov 16 2018
Getting run over really takes the energy out of me.
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︎ Mar 07 2019
What would they call it if humans were able to absorb energy from the sun?
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︎ Oct 24 2018
I accidentally left some AA batteries in my pocket when I put them in the wash
That's what I call clean energy
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Renewable energy? Iβm a big fan.
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︎ Sep 14 2018
When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy
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︎ May 24 2018
Eddy Grant has started a very profitable energy provider for homes
Have you seen his Electric Revenue?
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︎ Aug 12 2019
Had a presentation about wind energy today.
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Renewable energy?
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I always admire countries that's into wind-turbine energy.
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︎ Apr 07 2019
You can take a horse to water, but an energy saving light has to be LED.
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︎ Aug 21 2019
Did you know during the third Reich there was a project to produce energy from a certain type of grain
I'm surprised you never heard of Hitler's rice to power
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︎ May 22 2019
What do you say to someone who have drunk way too much energy drink?
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What washes up on tiny shores?
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