my wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning.

she's worked very hard and i know it's been difficult for her, but i'm very proud. she's in possibly the best shape of her life and she is once again confident in her own body, but i will endlessly love her despite what she looks like.

what, were you expecting me to say something about a baby?

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What do you call Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis?

Endless Love

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Waiter told me this one last night...

What do you call endless love?

Louis Armstrong and Miles Davis playing tennis.

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