A list of puns related to "Empire & State"
They all can; the Empire State Building can't jump!
If you go to New York and punch the Empire State Building, then according to Newton's third law of dynamics...
The Empire strikes back
A young lady had a problem because this other gal looked almost exactly like her, but had a nasty vocabulary. Nobody wanted to be around her anymore because the foul-mouthed girl really harmed her reputation.
So the lady in question decided to push the foul-mouthed look-alike off of the top roof of the Empire State Building. However, after doing this, she was soon arrested. Guess what she was charged with?
Making an obscene clone fall.
In class he was talking about the importance of hands-on, empirical research and says "I was reading your bios and realized you all are from Missouri". Everyone looked around because no one in the class was from Mizzou. He then developed a shit-eating grin and yelled "The show-me state! Missouri is the show-me state!"...ughhh
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building. He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Ofcourse it can. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Of course, the Empire State Building can’t jump.
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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