Grandpa dropped this one before my dad had the chance to lay it down

Me: "I think I'm going to wear my electric-blue tie for the rehearsal dinner." Grandpa: "Where the hell are you gonna plug it in all night?"

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Halloween Costume

My friend's dad was telling me about a costume idea he had yesterday

"You put on a blue shirt, wrap an electrical cord around yourself, and then tie a rubber chicken to it"

His costume? Chicken Cordon Bleu

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