On 10 September 2020, Lithuanian Seim (parliament) has announced Svetlana Tsikhanauskaya to be the elected leader of Belarus. This document calls on the international community, etc.; unfortunately, on the homepage of the Seimas, there is no document on well-readable English or Russian available:
ON THE ILLEGAL UNION IMPOSED BY RUSSIA ON BELARUS
Quotation (my emphasises):
>"1) to support the call by the Belarusian people's elected leader Sviatlana Cichanouskaya and the Coordinating Council formed at her invitation, as the only legitimate representatives of the Belarusian people, for new, transparent and democratic elections to the President and Parliament of the Republic of Belarus;
>
>2) to assess any domestic and foreign policy actions of the illegitimate leader of Belarus, Aliaksandr Lukashenko..."
However, to my knowledge, there have been no elections in Belarus to determine "the leader of the people" or "the leader of the opposition". Therefore, it is natural to assume that this document keeps in mind the presidential elections of 2020, that is, it claims Tsikhanauskaya to be the elected president of Belarus (the official election results were: Lukashenko β 80%; Tsikhanauskaya β 10%).
Naturally, this confusion was spreading. On the same day, BecΡΠΈ wrote, in the caption, that Tsikhanauskaya was announced to be the elected president of Belarus, inside the text it wrote, that she was announced to be the only legal representative of Belarusian people.
Quotations are taken from the English translation in Tekdeeps:
>"Svetlana Tikhanovskaya recognized by Lithuania as the elected President of Belarus"
>
>"The Seimas of Lithuania on Thursday, September 10, issued a resolution in which the politician Svetlana Tikhanovskaya and the Coordination Council were recognized as the only legal representatives of the Belarusian people."
As an Estonian, naturally, I wanted to read the Estonian version of the news. However, I never saw it. Two months later, I made some Google searches. As you can see from the search results, it is extremely difficult to find anything.
General Google search I made with the phrase "Leedu Seim Valgevene" gave 0 rele
... keep reading on reddit β‘Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
second hand stores!
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnβt expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
it's Hans free now..
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
He said, βChange the batteries in your hearing aidβ.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
Transparent
(sorry it sucks, it's like 2:30 in the morning right now and I haven't slept)
(Edit: holy shit! I wasn't expecting this to get so many upvotes. Also thanks for the awards guys, I really appreciate it!)
You look for the fresh prints!
Itβs a dad-ly disease.
Happy Fatherβs Day to all the dads that get me though my day to day life, without you Dad Jokes wouldnβt mean a thing π
Attire
Oops, wrong sub.
I'd accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Our newborn was sleeping on my chest yesterday. She woke up crying. "Woke up on the wrong side of the dad huh?" I said. She stopped crying.... Felt good.
It was the least I could do for him
