In the episode "Eek, a Penis!", Cartman teaches at Jim Davis High School. Jim Davis created Garfield. Samuel L. Jackson's character in "187" is Mr. Garfield.
Crafted a golden hir'eek since reveals weren't today
Had a bad trip on these guys a few weeks ago using tea tek. Wondering if they’ve gone bad. Albino Penis Envy. Should I try them again or toss them?
Help with my new albo monstera! Should I sacrifice the only leaf to keep variegation? Eek! I keep reading that allowing green leaves is how you lose variegation, but I’m worried about it photosynthesizing without a leaf. Photo of my plant and the whole plant pre-chop.
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Since this lip balm wore down, all I see is a penis peeking out of a plumbing pipe
TIL that in the 19th century, French doctor Louis Auzoux created papier-mâché models of the human body. Bodies of hanged murderers served as models for dr Auzoux, which is why his models have a head tilting forward (from the noose) and an erect penis (pressure on the cerebellum caused by the noose)
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Why has there never been a Saw trap which targets a guy’s penis and ballsack?
Send help (or at least cheer me on)... I decided I should paint a full room saltwater reef mural for my toddler. This is only 18 inches of it eek.
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eek! My collar got a little more interesting today.
Eek! Tomorrow we will have a baby
Reality check time. This time tomorrow I will be at the hospital, preparing for my c section.
We're going to be parents.
There will be a crying, pooping, eating thing in our lives.
And we haven't even settled on a name for said pooper yet.
Eek.
a few days into quitting my job to make penis jpegs for a living, I have made 0.001 eth, thats just over $4! #gains
Any business loses out to begin with, but i thought i'd let you guys know what its actually like! do i have the balls to keep going? well of course :)
I’m Angie Kim, debut author of (new national bestseller—eek!!!!) Miracle Creek, and I’m here for whatever—my novel, getting an agent, publication process, being a serial career-ist (trial lawyer to mgmt consultant to entrepreneur to writer). AMA!
Hi, I’m Angie (@angiekimwriter on twitter, @angiekimASK on instagram), and my debut novel is Miracle Creek, a literary courtroom drama about a Korean immigrant family and a young, single mother on trial for murdering her 8-year old son with autism. I’m a Korean immigrant and mother of three boys, and I’ve had five careers. Hoping this writer/novelist thing is going to stick. Excited to chat about any of that or other stuff I’m currently obsessed about (time travel, multiverse, many many TV shows). Ask me anything!
Proof: https://i.redd.it/ib6l2fmn9l331.jpg
Sandra Bullock laughs about having a "penis facial" - Privileged and wealthy, beauty obsessed people can pay $650 to have "Epidermal Growth Factor" injected into their faces. This is harvested from foreskins taken from non-consenting babies, usually without the full informed consent of the parents.
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A picture of my cute ass boyfriend while we're converting our new van to travel/live in out in Europe. Almost done eek!
Eek this is hard but I’m on a journey to loving myself and I hope this will help ahaha
Hir’eek the Bat, looking like a more proper and fearsome 8-drop here!
I know nobody is up for jokes, but why do podium decorations look like a giant penis?
[Post Game] Ducks eek out a win against Cal 105-55. Sabrina ties Gary Payton for most assists all time in Pac 12 history.
Alyssa Milano: Ladies! I’m not sure you realize what a historic day [today] is! Eeks! [Today], @RepJerryNadler and @HouseJudiciary will be holding the first hearing on the Equal Rights Amendment in 36 years. It’s time women have protection under the constitution. It’s time for the #ERANow.
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Y’all I’ve finally got 2 rooms I’m so happy with!!! Having a cute house is the BEST feeling. It’s also prepping me for remodeling/ decorating my future *real* flat (my husband and I just bought) once we’re finally out of quarantine! Eek!
Moderates eek out a 1 delegate victory in Iowa. If no candidate gets 50% +1 delegate, which seems increasingly likely with Klobuchar and Pete’s rise, that means that Bernie will NOT be the nominee. make calls for Joe, Pete, and Amy -> websites in comments.
[Suggestion] For this year's halloween event , can we please bring back Eek as a pet for both f2p / p2p to have.
Fall is a good time to clean the dryer vent. Eek!
It was close, but one wrestler managed to eek ahead of Bray for the weekend’s best entrance, best match, best move sequence, all by the best wrestler alive and a worthy opponent. Io, we’re not worthy!
My BF penis is feeling larger and Im wondering how that's possible.
Hey! woman here! So ya, my BF (29 years old) and I have been sleeping together for over a year now and the past couple months I am definitely noticing that he is feeling bigger inside me. Don't get me wrong, I am DEFINITELY not complaining lol, but it has me wondering how. Surely his penis did not just grow in his late 20s. He has always been big, but he is giving me an even nicer stretch these days and I just don't know how. The girth is what I definitely notice most, but I swear he feels a tad longer too. What could be causing this?
Went to take a sip of my tea and found this guy floating (eek). Is this anything to worry about?
My carrot has a little penis and a vagina
What a day for team chaos. #1 Ohio state, #2 Michigan state, #11 Florida State win but look bad, #3, 6, 7 and 8 all go down. #20 Oklahoma State and #24 Cal both eek out one score wins over unranked teams and 7 of the top 25 go down.
EEK I'M FINALLY SUBMITTING A SHOWCASE - tees drop in 47 minutes !
[POST GAME THREAD] Houston Rockets eek out a win against the San Antonio Spurs 126-99. Take series lead (1-0) and home court advantage
I had to check the score 4 times and it is still what I said.
eek i decided on a name and i am now Violet !! I used to use it bc i thought i was cis but oop
Starting a new zombie apocalypse run! eek!
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I can finally buy the parasol EEK!
Well I should make it clear, I actually have a ___________ penis
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