Why does Eve get the blame for eating the apple?

After all, it was Adam's apple!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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My wife (we'll call her BDH) made some turkey chili from the Thanksgiving leftovers.

Let's just say the taste and smell wasn't the best. My daughter (we can call her LD) was refusing to eat any more when my wife reminded her that she wouldn't get any dessert unless she ate a few more bites. I notice that LD was just barely eating two black beans off her spoon. I looked at BDH and LD and said "I don't blame you for only eating the beans. The rest is just fowl." It took a few seconds before hearing the groans we all love so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigDildo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2014
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My wife is making dadjokes. I guess I'm... mom?

I was holding my month-old son after dinner and he kept ripping ass (seriously, this kid farts so loudly I get blamed for it). My wife comes up behind me and asks, "so, are you surviving his... ass-ault?" and gives me this shit-eating grin. I groaned, the baby farted, I changed his diaper (as is my duty.. heh heh... duty).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sporktrooper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2014
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