I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Original post Computershare - A List of all the companies you can invest in by u/New-Consideration420
> "There is a list of all companies but its slow and takes forever to load."
Slow you say? Here is the list of the companies.
Note: This list of companies is likely to be outdated by the time you read this, but as of just before now, this was the list.
reposted complete expanded list here (apparently several of the () empty ticker listings expand into many entries)
- (PVTZZZ) 1ST STREIT OFFICE INC.
- (AIR) AAR CORP.
- (ABT) ABBOTT LABORATORIES
- () ABERDEEN
- (ABM) ABM INDUSTRIES INCORPORATED
- (ACNB) ACNB CORPORATION
- (AYI) ACUITY BRANDS, INC.
- (ADCT) ADC THERAPEUTICS SA
- (AAP) ADVANCE AUTO PARTS, INC
- (WMS) ADVANCED DRAINAGE SYSTEMS INC
- (ADES) ADVANCED EMISSIONS SOLUTIONS INC
- (AMD) ADVANCED MICRO DEVICES INC
- (AEG) AEGON NV
- (AENZ) AENZA S.A.A. - BNYM DR
- (AEP) AEP - AMERICAN ELECTRIC POWER
- (AGCO) AGCO CORPORATION
- (A) AGILENT TECHNOLOGIES INC
- (AGYS) AGILYSYS INC
- (AGNC) AGNC INVESTMENT CORP
- (ADC) AGREE REALTY CORPORATION
- (ALK) ALASKA AIR GROUP INC
- (AIN) ALBANY INTERNATIONAL CORP
- (ALCO) ALICO INC
- (ATI) ALLEGHENY TECHNOLOGIES INC
- (ALLE) ALLEGION PLC
- () ALLIANCE BERNSTEIN
- (ALVR) ALLOVIR INC
- () ALLSPRING
- (GOOGL) ALPHABET INC.
- (PINE) ALPINE INCOME PROPERTY TRUST, INC.
- () ALTERITY THERAPEUTICS LIMITED - BNYM ADR
- (MO) ALTRIA GROUP, INC.
- (ACH) ALUMINUM CORPORATION OF CHINA LIMITED - BNYM DR
- (ALXO) ALX ONCOLOGY HOLDINGS INC.
- (AMZN) AMAZON.COM INC
- (ABEV) AMBEV S.A. - BNYM ADR
- (πππ) πππ ENTERTAINMENT HOLDINGS INC
- (DIT) πππON DISTRIBUTING COMPANY
- (UHAL) AMERCO
- (AMOV) AMERICA MOVIL, S.A.B. DE C.V.
- (AEL) AMERICAN EQUITY INVESTMENT LIFE HOLDING
- (AXP) AMERICAN EXPRESS COMPANY
- (AFIN) AMERICAN FINANCE TRUST,INC.
- (AMNB) AMERICAN NATIONAL BANKSHARES INC
- (ANAT) AMERICAN NATIONAL GROUP, INC
- (AWR) AMERICAN STATES WATER COMPANY
- (ABCB) AMERIS BANCORP
- (ASRV) AMERISERV FINANCIAL INC
- (ABC) AMERISOURCEBERGEN CORPORATION
- (ADI) ANALOG DEVICES INC
- (ANGPY) ANGLO AMERICAN PLATINUM LIMITED - BNYM DR
- (NGLOY) ANGLO AMERICAN PLC - BNYM DR
- (AU) ANGLOGOLD ASHANTI LIMITED - BNYM DR
- (BUD) ANHEUSER BUSCH INBEV SA NV - BNYM DR
- (NLY) ANNALY CAPITAL MANAGEMENT INC
- (ANNX) ANNEXON, I
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
