What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant

Ele-vader

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👤︎ u/boopdogg
📅︎ May 05 2020
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The Death Star doesnt seem like the most uplifting place to work. They should consider an...

Ele-Vader

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ May 04 2018
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Dad came in with a big smirk on his face and told me this one...

His jokes are a somewhat rare occasion, but the other day he just knew he had a good one.

"Hey son, what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?" "No idea dad, what do you get? "

"Ele-phino! Hehehe..."

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📅︎ Feb 18 2014
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Proud Dad tear shed for my Star Wars fan son

My son out-of-the-blue said "When I grow up I'm going to run a Star Wars, like, park thing. And I'm going to have an elevator painted with Darth Vader on it and I'm going to call it Darth EleVader."

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👤︎ u/joealarson
📅︎ Feb 21 2016
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