What body part do you spell using the letters P, E, N, I, and S?

Spine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HisokaLaMagician
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it

Post office

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizzecian007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What human body part is long, hard, bendable, most useful when erect, and contains the letters p,n,e,s,i?

Spine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivytheblindhusky
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonaSavage17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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So our P.E teacher said we are only having Omnikin for one day

But the next day, we had Omnikin. So I told my friend, "You gotta be Omnikidding me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Werewolf640
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Arguments between P.E. teachers never last long.

They always work it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXMasterVaderXx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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My favorite activity of high school P.E. was...

...Skipping Class.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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Last day of Junior High P.E.

Today,The kids were asked to put everything from their lockers into garbage sack before they could play basketball. Several "look how big my sack is/quit touching my sack" jokes followed. I said, "quit talking about your sacks, or you won't be able to play with the balls." Apparently dadjokes overlap with junior high jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IthinkIwannaLeia
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2015
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P.E. teachers are the ultimate whistleblowers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/curse_words
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2014
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Banished to the couch for having soul

As stated my wife banished me to the couch for this.

She had a late start at work today, so she did some work around the house, including hanging the wreath.

After picking her up from work that evening we got home and she asked me if I liked the wreath. I responded with "the Franklin? It looks good".

She wasn't happy about that, and kept insisting I call it a wreath. Our friends all came over for D&D and I continued to interject whenever she showed someone that it was called "A Franklin".

Eventually she got really mad and demanded to know why I wouldn't call it a wreath. So I hugged her and said "I'm sorry sweetie, I didn't know it was so important to you. I mean, A-Wreath, A-Franklin, what's the difference?".

So yeah, sleeping on the couch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azuya
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2016
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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What starts with β€œP”, ends with β€œE”, and has thousands of letters?

the Post Office

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pandacoat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RikM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Got dadjoked by my P.E teacher

Me: What are we playing after Volleyball?

P.E Teacher: Badminton

Me: And after that?

P.E Teacher: Goodminton

I love my P.E Teacher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SantaTech
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2015
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