A list of puns related to "P.e"
Spine.
Post office
Happy No L!
Spine.
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
Spine
But the next day, we had Omnikin. So I told my friend, "You gotta be Omnikidding me!"
They always work it out.
...Skipping Class.
Today,The kids were asked to put everything from their lockers into garbage sack before they could play basketball. Several "look how big my sack is/quit touching my sack" jokes followed. I said, "quit talking about your sacks, or you won't be able to play with the balls." Apparently dadjokes overlap with junior high jokes.
As stated my wife banished me to the couch for this.
She had a late start at work today, so she did some work around the house, including hanging the wreath.
After picking her up from work that evening we got home and she asked me if I liked the wreath. I responded with "the Franklin? It looks good".
She wasn't happy about that, and kept insisting I call it a wreath. Our friends all came over for D&D and I continued to interject whenever she showed someone that it was called "A Franklin".
Eventually she got really mad and demanded to know why I wouldn't call it a wreath. So I hugged her and said "I'm sorry sweetie, I didn't know it was so important to you. I mean, A-Wreath, A-Franklin, what's the difference?".
So yeah, sleeping on the couch.
Because they're all not 'C's.
the Post Office
No-el no-L
Me: What are we playing after Volleyball?
P.E Teacher: Badminton
Me: And after that?
P.E Teacher: Goodminton
I love my P.E Teacher.
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