Dying gasp Puns

A list of puns related to "Dying gasp"

Today my mom opened the pantry and a box of cereal fell off the top shelf and hit her head.

Dad (sitting at the kitchen table) "GASP A CEREAL KILLER!!"

I died.

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👤︎ u/FreshTacoquiqua
📅︎ Mar 06 2016
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