Saw a 70's t.v. program about 2 detectives who solve crimes over the phone.
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,
Aloe-v you so much little friend
What are ducks favourite t.v. programmes ?
When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?
There's more geese on that side.
How do you humiliate a reality t.v. star ?
When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
Why do they condition hospital I.V. bottles?
Because everyone loves smooth saline!
As a dad, I won't let my kids watch any shows on t.v. with orchestra in it....
Too much sax and violins.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
When flying in V formation one side's often longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
That side has more birds on it
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
Was gonna tell you a time travelling joke but..
Why don't owls fly in a V formation?
Because if they did they'd be vowels.
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
In a Student v.s. Teacher competition
I really upset my wife when she asked what was on the T.V.
The guy who colors the cloth quit my uncle's factory without warning.
sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwFYGwA62ng
A judge is hearing a case. 'The people V. United Parcel Service' and determines that the trucks area nuisance and a danger to the town. He decides to ban all their trucks from the town and calls his ruling:
'UPS Truck Shun of Justice'
What do you call a pregnant woman when swimming?
Teacher: “Johnny, can you spell weather?” Johnny: “W...E...V...V...A” ...
Teacher: “Well that is the worst spell of weather we’ve had in a while!”
People say I pronounce my b’s and v’ like a Russian...
Why do birds fly in a V-shape?
because it takes too long to walk in a V-shape
If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...
If pronouncing my 'b's' as 'v's' makes me sound Russian....
When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
Because there are more geese on that side.
When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?
Because there’s more ducks on that side
If pronouncing my B’s as V’s makes me sound russian...Then soviet.
When ducks are flying south, they fly in a V formation. But one side is always longer. Do you know why?
There's more ducks on that side.
(As told by my father)
Do you know why when geese are flying, one side of the V is longer?
There's more geese on that side.
Why do they condition all of the I.V. bottles at the hospital?
Everyone loves smooth saline!
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet.
When geese fly, they fly in a V. One side is always longer than the other. Do you know why?
Do you know why one side is longer when birds are flying in a V formation?
Because there’s more birds on that side.
If pronouncing b’s as v’s makes me sound Russian
Sometimes when birds fly, they fly in a V shape, and sometimes one side of that V is longer than the other. You know why that is?
There's more birds on that side.
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