A list of puns related to "Drilling engineering"
My dad and I were sitting at the table just now when a bunch of emergency vehicles raced past my backyard with their sirens blaring. There were at least a dozen fire engines and ambulances. A few minutes later, they all drove back the other way with their sirens turned off.
While we were trying to figure out what was going on, my dad said, "Must have been a false alarm."
I responded, " Maybe it was some kind of drill."
My dad got that look on his face, and he said, "Fire fighters don't use drills, they use axes."
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
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