Here are 20 more of the most popular dad jokes, for emergency situations where you quickly need a good dad joke:
- A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you.”
- I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
- What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line.
- What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
- What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Thanks— I’ll never part with it!
- Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They always take things literally.
- What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
- Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
- Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?"
- Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
- What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
- What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code.
- Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
- I poured root beer in a square glass.
Now I just have beer.
- What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
- The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight.
And 21.
- What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?
A chew-chew train.
- What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
Envelope.
- Why is England the wettest country?
Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
- Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse.
NB: I curated these from a much longer list that was published by Reader's Digest, which is also why you see many of these appear regularly in this sub.
