I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I had a dream i was swimming in an ocean of fizzy drink
My son woke me up because he was having a scary dream about a mean horse.
I told him it was just a night mare.
If you're dreaming that you are peeing in your sleep and you wet the bed, would that be a dream come true?
It's been a long-term dream to convert a lighthouse
But the project has been on and off for years.
I had a lovely dream last night that I was swimming in an ocean of orange pop...
I had a dream I was a muffler.
I made a dad joke in my dream…
I had a dream the other night where I got myself and some buddies good tickets, in row B to a baseball game. So we’re making our way to the seats, but we can see that the bottom two rows of seats are completely submerged in water. The game is still going on as normal, but we have to take it in from the stairs. I looked at my buddies and said “Boys I’m sorry, this isn’t what I had in mind when I bought seats below C level”.
I had a terrible dream that I was surrounded by shrubs that were blossoming pork products.
I woke in a cold sweat yelling “it’s a hambush!”
Last night I dreamed I was a tree, then some guy came along and chopped me down.
I had a dream where I was on a cruise ship in the middle of an ocean made entirely out of orange-flavored soda.
When I woke up, I realized it was just a Fanta sea
Had a dream I was eating a pillow.
Woke up feeling a little down in the mouth.
I had a dream about a muffler last night.
I keep having this awful dream, where I'm in front of a door with writing on it, and I push and push but it won't open.
Doctor: What does the writing say?
Patient: Pull.
I keep having a recurring dream where I’m riding on a horse.
It’s been 6 nights on the trot!
What do you call it when a German dreams about an animal doctor?
Had a dream I was a horse - every night - for a week.
That's 7 days on the trot.
I dream of swimming in a fruit-flavored carbonated beverage
It's probably a Fanta sea though.
Last night I had a dream that I was responsible for culling half the living population on Earth.
Then I snapped out of it.
I had a bad dream last night.
I saw a vision of a horse with a sword and plate armor. It was a real knight mare.
Robert Patrick, an actor best known for playing the T-1000, has left behind the Hollywood life to pursue his dream of owning a pest control business.
He is quoted as saying “I can’t wait to start my new life as an exterminator.”
I had a dream last night that I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke up this morning my pillow was gone.
I once had a dream that I discovered a new color…
But it was just a pigment of my imagination.
Thought this one up during a dream: What sound does an Australian doorbell make?
I had a dream that no one believed that I could spell the full alphabet while peeing
Then when I woke up, I got up to pee.
I keep having dreams about an armored man on a horse coming to kill me.
Can anyone help me with these knightmares?
What do you call a band who day dreams about the Oregon Trail?
I always dreamed of taking a luxury cruise...
I had a really scary dream last night that I died and was reincarnated as a car muffler
I woke up completely exhausted
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea ...
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.
It was more of a fanta-sea.
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.
It was more of a fanta sea.
I had a dream about swimming in orange soda
Turns out it was a Fanta sea
Had a dream That I was a muffler last night
I dreamed that I was a muffler last night.
I dreamed I was a muffler last night......
Last night I had a dream I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
Last night I dreamed I was a muffler…
Dreamed I was a muffler last night ..
I had a dream last night where I was swimming in Orange Soda…
Actually, it was a Fanta Sea
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda…
It was more of a Fanta sea
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram....
I had a dream last night that I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.
It was more of a Fanta sea.
I had the weirdest dream last nigh; I dreamt I was a muffler.
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange.
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
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