Itβs the Jehovahβs witnesses working from home
James Bond's doorbell.
Spoonerism: a verbal error in which a speaker accidentally transposes the initial sounds or letters of two or more words, often to humorous effect.
"...why?" My girlfriend asked. "Because it's a-door-able!"
All I heard was groans as she walked out and closed the door.
One has a ding-dong and the other has knockers.
Ding! Dong! The witch is wed!
Light blue
I could finally say I have a magnum dong
who's there?
The electrician to fix your doorbell
Exponential DK
I told her she is my favorite ding-dong.
I got ding-dong ditched
Ding dong.
they were dong unspeakable things to the victim.
Comment your best "Abbey" puns. Bonus points: her last name rhymes with "long". Or... dong, I guess. So.... long.
Guess he really liked ho-hos and ding dongs
Dad sent this yesterday. Ouch.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
Dong. Ding Dong
