Doggy Bag Puns

A list of puns related to "Doggy Bag"

I’m a server and here’s a dad interaction I had the other day

Me, pointing at his food: Wanna box for that?

Random dad: No, but I’ll wrestle you for it.

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👤︎ u/ImFunguys
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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Grandfather said this today

After we finished eating at a restaurant, he told the waitress "don't bring me a doggy bag, bring me a people bag."

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👤︎ u/President_Singed
📅︎ Oct 08 2013
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Couple of my dad's favorites

Invariably at a restaurant:

  1. Time for dessert. "Do you want a Sundae?" "Well you can't have one because it is only Saturday."
  2. leftovers at a chinese restaurant. "Can we have a dragon bag?" (instead of a doggie bag)
  3. At Taco bell. "Do you want the chiwauwa tacos?"
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👤︎ u/talonsting
📅︎ Oct 09 2013
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