What do you call a guy who really likes deer?

A fawn boy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ny8ry8
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Do you know what it sounds like when a whale cries?

Blubber, blubber, blubber, blubber!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What do you call a woman that likes to have sex with homeless man?

A Hobosexual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VHMA
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Two wind turbines are standing in a field and one asks the other β€˜what kind of music do you like?’

The other replies β€˜Well, I’m a big metal fan.’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KBilly4-21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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First octopus: β€œWhat do you like least about being an octopus?”

Second octopus: β€œWashing my hands before dinner”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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What do you call a stuffed toy pig when throw like a football?

Spiral ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MahlonMurder
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?

Investigator

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What do you call it when you feel like your hearing the same song over and over again

DJ vu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrazyKoen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call someone who acts like a piece of fish poop?

A bass turd.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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What do you call a dog that likes laps?

A Laprador

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpookyGhost_txt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What do you call a situation when you don't feel like digging holes anymore?

Bored to bore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saswata1194
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you call a clam with a lisp that doesn’t like to share?

Shellfish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/igiveyousensation
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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What do you call a father or a mother who's kid looks a lot like them ?

Apparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhantomD3vil
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What do you call someone who doesn't like racing of any kind?

A racist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What do you call someone who really likes digitally storing music?

Audiofilephile.

What do you call a database of people who love sound equipment?

Audiophile file.

What do you call someone who loves a person who loves to store digitally storing music?

Audiofilephilephile.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What do you call a candy which doesn't like to be with others?

A lonelypop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D0R0B0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What do you call a sailor who you don’t like?

A w-anchor.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What do you call a boat made of potatoes shaped like male genitalia?

A dictatorship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegregslife
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What do you call a room full of dudes that like honey?

The bro-hive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebatm3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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What do people who like to annoy grammar snobs call it when you leave the Great Lakes unprotected?

Erie guardless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smithaustin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?

Denis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xero19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What do you like about neurologists??

They always mind their business!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WetSoggyTaco
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What do you call vegan men who like other men?

Hummusexual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDebolisher
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What do you call someone who doesn't like tractors any more?

An extractor fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SundayBunDay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Dad what bands do you like?

Yes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cr0ft3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?

Aerial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Do you know what I like about nuns?

Their good habits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farewel_Welfare
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What do you call a distilled botanical that likes to play the guitar??

Ginny Hendrix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisispeculiar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What do you call something that is red and shaped like a bucket?

a red bucket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohnomywaffle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What do you call a barista who likes to tell jokes?

A brew-ha-ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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What do you do when you like Han?

You Wuhan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donaps_13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What do you call a sad dog that likes cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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What do you say about someone who likes being burned while they BBQ.

They are propane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedFish12094
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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What do you call friends you like to eat with?

Tastebuds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EarthPhl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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What do you call a narcoleptic male cow who likes to smash things up?

A bull dozer.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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What do you call o rooster that likes sports?

A shuttlecock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GojiX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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What do you call a member of law enforcement who likes to show people his skills on the Guitar?

A share riff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megaman_90
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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What do you call a serial killer that likes to electrocute people?

A Killowat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spellspeaker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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What do you call a girl that looks like a guy?

A-man-duh

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Two wind turbines stood in a field one wind turbine asks the other wind turbine "What type of music do you like?" The other wind turbine replies..

"I'm a huge metal fan"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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2 windmills are in a field. One asks: "What kind of music do you like?"

The other responds: "Well, I'm a big metal fan".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Master_Achi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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One wind turbine asks the other one β€œwhat kind of music do you like?”

The other one says β€œI’m a heavy metal fan.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lunarwizard24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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