Dnevnik HRT Puns

Bar mu nisu krivo izgovorili ime da se Plenki ne raspizdi.

Znači roditelji mi nisu tehnološki zaostali, dapače, oboje koriste internet, smartphone i slično.

Ali svejedno gledaju svaki dnevnik (hrt u podne, nova u 5, onda dnevnik u 7, onda otvoreno ili tako nešto i na kraju rtl direkt) i uvijek moraju znati sve što se događa. Ja poludim na to, ne mogu sedmi put u jednom danu slušati što je rekao Plenković ili Milanović. Jesu i vaši roditelji takvi i zašto?

Nisam primjetio da je ikom drugom zapelo za oko pa cu ja napisat. Strasno mi idu na zivce ovi "naratori" koji prevode intervjue vijesti/dnevnika HRT-a sa stranih jezika. Nisam uopce siguran jesu li ta dva naratora (muski i zenski glas) ljudi ili samo neka 2 robota (tipa kao AI na Google Prevoditelju). Nebitno dal se u intervjuu neko smije/place/nesto trece ovih dvoje prevode kao roboti (sto mozda i jesu). Vjerujem da je to tako i na svim ostalim kanalima gdje imaju vijesti/dnevnik. Jel nebi bilo beskonacno puta bolje da se stave titlovi, pa da se osjeti izvorni govor i osjecaji govornika? Po meni bi to bilo puno bolje i prirodnije. Mogu jos o tome kako taj robotski prijevod u 90% slucajeva kasni za govornikom i kako za 90% ljudi croppaju video tako da ih prekinu u pola recenice al to cemo ostavit za neki drugi put.

EDIT: potaknut sam threadom gdje je neko naveo da je budzet HRT-a malo jaci od milijardu kn, pa sam si mislio da ako imaju milijardu kn godisnje a ne mogu dat par milja kuna mjesecno nekom da malo doradi ovo, onda ne znam sta rade uopce.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

I won't be doing that today!

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

There hasn't been a post all year!