I really don't like my kids watching Little Einsteins on the Disney channel.

There's too much sax and violins.

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👤︎ u/Perrin42
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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Taking kids to the latest Disney movie

"I know the tale is as old as time, I hope they finally tell us how old the rest of him is."

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👤︎ u/hblask
📅︎ Mar 21 2017
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Watching Disney's Robin Hood with the kids and my daughter set me up...

Daughter: Maid Marian is pretty for a cartoon.

Me: yeah, she's a fox!

http://images.wikia.com/disney/images/b/bc/Maid-Marian-disney-animal-heroines-12876193-720-480.jpg

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📅︎ Dec 08 2013
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Got a guy my age in math

We are sitting in a group of four, and then the trouble kid, "Anthony" complains.

"Anthony" (obviously distressed) : wow I'm cold -- I'm frozen!

Me : Nice to meet you, cold extends hand for handshake

A: groans I also said I was frozen

M: Last I checked, you're not a Disney movie

Whole table groaned. Except me

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👤︎ u/Mattofam
📅︎ Oct 21 2016
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My best dad joke yet to my wife while she was making Halloween costumes for the kids

This afternoon my wife was sewing Halloween costumes for the kids. My daughter is going to be her favorite Disney character, and my wife asks me how long I think the skirt should be.

Me: "Well, you are making a Minnie skirt!"

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👤︎ u/InspectorX
📅︎ Oct 19 2014
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