A list of puns related to "Disney's The Kid"
There's too much sax and violins.
"I know the tale is as old as time, I hope they finally tell us how old the rest of him is."
Daughter: Maid Marian is pretty for a cartoon.
Me: yeah, she's a fox!
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We are sitting in a group of four, and then the trouble kid, "Anthony" complains.
"Anthony" (obviously distressed) : wow I'm cold -- I'm frozen!
Me : Nice to meet you, cold extends hand for handshake
A: groans I also said I was frozen
M: Last I checked, you're not a Disney movie
Whole table groaned. Except me
This afternoon my wife was sewing Halloween costumes for the kids. My daughter is going to be her favorite Disney character, and my wife asks me how long I think the skirt should be.
Me: "Well, you are making a Minnie skirt!"
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