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My latest favorite discovery "Familia de Lobos" (Argentina). A mix of psychedelia and folk from South America. downtunedmag.com/2020/06/…
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[Online][5E][EST][LGBTQ+]Looking for 3 Players to explore a Theros(Greek) - Inspired Homebrew Campaign | RP-Centric| Sandbox | Long-Term

Applications will be open through next Friday! Feel free to take your time and DM me if you have any questions

What mysteries do the Gods Keep?

>"When secrets reveal themselves, even the Gods hold their breath."
>
>***~ Keeper Theos, Ignis Familia***

A little self introduction

>Hi there! I'm a DM whose been running games for my friends for 4 years now. I enjoy world building and creating engaging stories for my players to explore. I love to create immersive experiences with my players where they can explore all they can see. Anglorak is an alive and rich place, full of lore and mysteries, where your characters actions matter and drive the story.
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>Now a little about me. I'm a 27 year old guy from the U.S. who loves D&D. My friends call me an artist, resident nerd, and a guy who likes to cook too much. I've always loved DM'ing and finding new friends to share my world with so I can create immersive worlds for them to explore. I look forward to making fun challenges, great stories, and valuable rewards so every session feels like an epic adventure.

Anglorak : An Introduction

>Anglorak is a Theros inspired setting, focused upon the destiny of heroes. Where you can journey into monster-infested wilds, voyage across the seas for treasure, and traverse the worlds edge before the Gods. A land where city states and sovereign regions vie for power and opportunity. As a player you'll be able to join factions, uncover plots, have access to in depth information about the world, and sit with me to handcraft your vision to make your character shine.
>
>Three primary states govern the regions of Anglorak. Tosia, Metio, and Dodaca all whom are lands where those who seek adventuring can find promise and opportunity. You'll find below a small taste of each region in Anglorak, with many more exciting places to discover.

Metio : The polis of travelers, discovery and learning. The ever winding Metian spires and waterways are home to thinkers, merchants, and scholars. It's a home for those seeking respite, refuge, and opportunity regardless of status.

Dodaca : The polis of warriors, conquest, and valor. Where politics gives sway to strength. A land of warriors, travelers, and seekers of power. It is the people of Dodaca whom drive back bestial hordes, and bring the badge of honor to every battle fought.

Tosia : The polis of passions, fury, and curiosity. The Tosian people are ever forging new ideas,

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Copperjaw
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoussama
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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
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How I convinced Hogan to put over Sting at Starrcade - an alternate history of my WCW in 1997 [TEW2020]

I'm not convinced that many people care about reading other people's booking decisions, but I spent an in-game year building up to this card and I wanted to revisit what I'd done for myself at the very least, to see where I might be able to improve or change things up. I hope someone other than me gets something out of this too.

Background

I've been running World Championship Wrestling from the beginning of 1997, using the "The War Rages On" mod. I'm playing with Eric Bischoff as my player avatar, and doing this as an owner, as I don't really care about arbitrary mandates handed down from Turner. My main focus is fantasy booking, while attempting to keep things reasonably realistic, yet still fun for me.

This is my Starrcade 1997 card, and WCW's biggest event of the year. As you may remember, in real-life this was where the Sting vs Hollywood Hogan feud came to ahead, with an infamously mediocre finish. I aimed to give my WCW a much better end to the year, and to set up a '98 WCW that wouldn't instantly slide into a decline. Here's the matches from my event, and a summary of the history that led to each talent's spot on the card.

My WCW Starrcade 1997 card

https://preview.redd.it/kew2iuvwkdb81.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=3792f1dd01a587cc55ac95931f636459915b8ec2

Pre-Show

Terry Funk, La Parka and Rob Van Dam defeat Psicosis, Konnan and Al Snow (56)

https://preview.redd.it/7kgqopi2ldb81.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=d868b996017c2ace0a1f335f86afe63ba56e72dc

This is the least calculated match on the card, and really doesn't have a lot of set-up. I've been attempting to push La Parka and Konnan out of the undercard for a few months now, with La Parka feuding with Konnan's "Primero Familia" stable (basically all the heel luchadors, as managed by Jimmy "Mouth of the South of the Border" Hart).

Terry Funk spent a brief period at the beginning of the year as the WCW Commissioner, and later moved into a manager role (more on that later). I picked up RVD from ECW and Al Snow from the WWF a few months back, and I'm trying to give them more airtime to get them over. I thought this six-man tag sounded fun on paper (I can just picture RVD using La Parka's chair), but the reality is that none of the fans care about anyone here outside of Terry Funk. La Parka picks up the win (wi

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GentlemanOctopus
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TR1771N
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rj104
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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Spi__
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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For Gotham
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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The Ancient Romans II
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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitkatty0309
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Naan-negotiable
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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beef_fried_rice
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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hangryman23
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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Knowledgeable man
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That’s Michelle
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[Online][5E][EST][LGBTQ+]Looking for 5 Players for a Theros(Greek) - Inspired Homebrew Campaign | RP-Centric | Open-World | Long-Term

Thank You Everyone for the Applications! Applications are currently closed

What mysteries do the Gods Keep?

>"When secrets reveal themselves, even the Gods hold their breath."
>
>***~ Keeper Theos, Ignis Familia***

A little self introduction

>Hi there! I'm a DM whose been running games for my friends for 4 years now. I enjoy world building and creating engaging stories for my players to explore. I love to create immersive experiences with my players where they can explore all they can see. Anglorak is an alive and rich place, full of lore and mysteries, where your characters actions matter and drive the story.
>
>Now a little about me. I'm a 27 year old guy from the U.S. who loves D&D. My friends call me an artist, resident nerd, and a guy who likes to cook too much. I've always loved DM'ing and finding new friends to share my world with so I can create immersive worlds for them to explore. I look forward to making fun challenges, great stories, and valuable rewards so every session feels like an epic adventure.

Anglorak : An Introduction

>Anglorak is a Theros inspired setting, focused upon the destiny of heroes. Where you can journey into monster-infested wilds, voyage across the seas for treasure, and traverse the worlds edge before the Gods. A land where city states and sovereign regions vie for power and opportunity. As a player you'll be able to join factions, uncover plots, have access to in depth information about the world, and sit with me to handcraft your vision to make your character shine.
>
>Three primary states govern the regions of Anglorak. Tosia, Metio, and Dodaca all whom are lands where those who seek adventuring can find promise and opportunity. You'll find below a small taste of each region in Anglorak, with many more exciting places to discover.

Metio : The polis of travelers, discovery and learning. The ever winding Metian spires and waterways are home to thinkers, merchants, and scholars. It's a home for those seeking respite, refuge, and opportunity regardless of status.

Dodaca : The polis of warriors, conquest, and valor. Where politics gives sway to strength. A land of warriors, travelers, and seekers of power. It is the people of Dodaca whom drive back bestial hordes, and bring the badge of honor to every battle fought.

Tosia : The polis of passions, fury, and curiosity. The Tosian people are ever forging new ideas, trinkets, and all forms of creation

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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