The absolute Dad behind me says, “why aren’t we boarding Tall-ly?”
He performed this using a complex set of trap doors. But it was just a stage he was going through.
You add "g" and it's GONE
To which I replied, ‘If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?’
He smiled knowingly and nodded, ‘That’s why we ask.’
He says, “Uno, dos…” Then poof…he disappears without a tres.
I exceeded terminal velocity.
Plane ones.
The staff was nice but the food was a little plane
I hope it's not terminal.
He said, “Uno, dos...” Then disappeared without a tres.
You flush it 🥴
My doctor says it’s terminal.
His friend replied, "That would be a pain in the ass."
Phil
The horse says, "I don't think so," then disappears into nothing.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am. The classic philosophy put forward by René Descartes.
But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
The Bushes
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
You look for the fresh prints!
But it wouldn’t takeoff
"He just checked out."
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Japan.
I have no idea when they’re going to resurface.
That was the punchline
You flush.
Edit: The same works for number two, sometimes.
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
Because it ransomware.
would I be mist?
He disappeared without a tres.
As a matter of Texan pride; remember the à la mode.
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
really only driven from time to time..
……..
Or just a low ha? Don’t downvote me 🥺👉👈
She said:
I'm mature
I'm moral
I'm polite
And, by and large, I'm perfect
Don't know why she then accused me of having "a fundamental incapability to understand the proper use of apostrophes and spacing" though....
You add a G and it's gone
You add "g" and it's GONE.
He said, “Uno, dos...” Then disappeared without a tres.
You add a g and it's GONE
You just add G and it’s gone .
My doctor says it’s terminal
He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…
...he disappeared without a Très
