Justin Abdelkader subbed in on one of the teams in my beer league in Muskegon tonight. No joke. Apparently he's home from Switzerland for the holidays and went to high school with some of the guys on that team.
Last year I didn’t have a reddit. I made a joke to a buddy showing me the site that I could hit 15k before a year was up. 5 days till cake day and you owe me a beer John. You dirty cake sniffer.
I was just shown a product with the name being "Anis" asking me how to pronounce it and despite the obvious dirty joke I told to person "An-ese"? then "An-iss" dead serious. I only realized when they told it to me.
People said these two will worsened my depression. Honestly, cigs and couple of beers/booze are the only two that help me to pull myself, to not killing myself, to be able to joke and laugh to the fuckery of life. Sorry, my first post ever in reddit. Used to be silent reader.
[OC] We made a joke in our D&D group about a fake beer called "Wizweiser". A year and a half later, we commissioned an artist to bring the logo to life!
First grandparent to lose after nearly 30 years. Pop loved us all and loved to take us boating and fishing on Sandusky Bay whenever he could. Definitely missed his dirty jokes and "Pop's proud of you" with a strong grip handshake contest every visit. Miss ya, Pop!
Looking to get a group of friendly guys and girls together at the nude beach either Friday or Saturday afternoon. Free beer if you show up balls out or tits up with a smile and tell a dirty joke. Let’s play naked frisbee and ignore stuff. Big R in the sand!
Kitty Scott-Claus (looking beautifully FUGLY) spills some tea on Choriza May's Snatch Game, "dirty rice" as a cast inside joke, and being put on "hard ice" by production (feat. Baga Chipz)
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One of my favorite subtle bits is Country Mac coming out of the river with a can of beer after he jumped. What are some of your favorite subtle jokes?
In S9 E5 "Mac Day", Country Mac jumps from the bridge and walks out with a beer in hand, never fails to make me laugh. What are other small bits like this that you remember?
DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
[15m] hi I’m looking for friends. I’m from the USA and on my winter break rn, I’m pretty free so I’ll answer fast. I’ll send you tons of cat pictures. Fair warning I make a lot of dirty jokes and have horrible pickup lines. Pickup line I thought of today hey are you a hammer cause I wanna bang you.
a flour and a carton of milk fell on me because i was being clumsy and my best friend making dirty jokes like he called me a creampie
##i kicked him out of the house and he was crying, my neighbours thought i broke with him🤦♀️
Want to hear a dirty joke?
The white horse fell in the mud puddle.
The worst parts of the movies is Grover, and the fact he was just there to make unnecessary dirty jokes. [pjo]
They took the most innocent character and flipped role completely. I get irrationally angry about this.
We need a flair called "movie slander" or something.
Little brother went to a sleepover and experienced dirty jokes for the first time, had to explain some things to him. Overall more hilarious than weird.
I have 2 brothers, one's 12 and the others 9. They had a sleepover with family friend 10 year old, came back saying "he was being sus." 12 year old was being all weird about it, 9 year old didn't know what was going on other than it was funny and awkward. Had to give him a simple talk. Emphasis on the point that I wasn't the one who gave him the idea. Idk my parents opinions on this, I found out through friends in 5th grade. Welp, just hope there's no fallout that lands on me.
A Uranus joke would be too dirty. This is classy and intellectual.
Judith once applied to be the IT manager at Rogue. This was just as a joke because she actually has really strong feelings about craft beer, like all IT professionals.
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What are your opinions on Scorpion? I think this guy got done dirty in a lot of recent comics. He was originally introduced as a threat stronger than Spider-man and now, he's a joke who Spider- man can take out in a single punch once he stops holding back. Hope he plays a prominent role in the MCU.
Warning: Dirty Joke
How can you tell when a plant is scared?
It soils itself.
What protection do people rock when riding? And what are the best brands? (Dirty jokes aside)
if you except that the ghost and molly mcgee does not have fanservice and dirty jokes they are pretty much the same show.
I always thought they were a joke but NA beers after a run are super refreshing
I ran a 10k and had a couple of bud zeros in the shower. I’m a big fan of craft beer but my waistline and my sleep are not and they make me kind of moody because I like to chug beverages so the alcohol hits me like a brick. I might keep both in the fridge going forward. Have a real one with dinner and a NA watching a movie after. Any other runners make the switch from alcohol to NA or cut back significantly? There was a study saying fit people were more prone to be heavy drinkers because of addictive personalities.
The bud zeros are 50 calories and not sweet like a lot of the ones I have tried in the past. I’m not looking for a lot of flavor just a cheap crappy beer I can drink in the summer. I heard the Busch and PBR ones are decent too but can’t confirm
Based off a tumblr post (CW: Swearing and dirty jokes)
By buddies and I were drinking beer and cracking jokes, but things started to get out of hand.
It was quite the brew-haha.
he keeps making dirty jokes and its killing me (in a good way)
weve talked abt it before and hell i love when he makes jokes like that but damn sometimes i cant tell if hes just joking or flirting and it flusters me so much man,, (in the best way possible </3)
At Rudyard’s (In Montrose, Houston). The Cancel Culture Comedy Show: Dirty and Offensive Comedy is back!!! 🔥🔥🔥🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🔥🔥🔥December 23rd - 9:30PM - Full bar and Kitchen 😎. -Choose the funniest, most offensive comic of the night. -Choose the funniest, dirtiest One Liner Joke of the night😱🤣
What adult joke went over your head when you were younger and now as an adult you realize it was dirty?
I’m shaking, tired, dirty and sick. I really want to go to 711 and get one more beer at 6 am to get out of this hell. But in order to avoid doing that, I’m gonna make a list of the things I’m grateful for.
My wonderful parents.
My awesome siblings and their kids
My apartment
My wit
My musical talent
My booking agent
Being alive
My old AA friends who refuse to give up on me
My car
And most of all, again, my family. They are the best and they are so sad to see me like this
At 6am I will read this list again and I hope it will inspire me to stay home. If you guys have any advice, I’d love to hear it. Thanks so much for letting me share.
Dirty knickers, pop music, vodka, beer and gin
At Rudyard’s (In Montrose, Houston). The Cancel Culture Comedy Show: Dirty and Offensive Comedy is back!!! 🔥🔥🔥🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🔥🔥🔥December 23rd - 9:30PM - Full bar and Kitchen 😎. -Choose the funniest, most offensive comic of the night. -Choose the funniest, dirtiest One Liner Joke of the night😱🤣
I asked my 11 year old if he’d like to hear a dirty joke. He said yes!
“Two pigs fell in the mud.” He actually laughed at this classic!
TIL Mr. Rogers loved to fart in public to amuse his wife when they attended boring parties or gatherings. According to Joanne Rogers, "He would just raise one cheek and he would look at me and smile." She also said Rogers enjoyed listening to her tell dirty jokes
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Having a post exam beer before my flight home. FAR sims are noooo joke.
This post probably won’t be news to anyone.
It felt like at least 30% of the MCQs were GOV/NFP. MCQ felt easier than Becker (with some doozies tho) also know super well the basics for the first testlet. My second test let felt harder, but not thaaat much harder? Second testlet was primarily computational questions. The ones that I felt super iffy on were from trying to remember whether or not to include a figure in a calculation.. tricky info presented.
Definitely needed 2+ hours for SIMs. Half of mine were document review (update the letter/email style). I really only felt confident on one of my sims. Fully guessed on a few. SIMs definitely harder than Becker review questions. More on par with AICPA questions.
I don’t know how to feel after this exam as far as pass/fail goes. I will say that based on what I’ve read here that the exam met my expectations.
Good luck to everyone taking the exam and thank you to those who have shared tactics and advice in this sub!
Update: passed with 87!
I wanna make a dirty joke but I'm too terrified.
Parktoberfest 2021 at Brackenridge Park today from 2pm-5pm. Live music from the Dirty River Jazz Band and Beethoven Mannerchor. Free beer tastings!
Killing Joke's 'Pandemonium' is a classic example of aggressive guitar riffs that are perfectly melded with: dirty synths; sampling; esoteric, cryptic, political lyrics and modern production techniques.
I've listened to most of their subsequent creations but none of them hit the mark like Pandemonium did and is doing for me right now as I type this. Youth's influence is relevant, I reckon.
Edit: I'm referring to the whole album rather than the song.
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