I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyโre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
I thought I'd compare how many of the people who had prominent contributions to the first three films (or at least, were prominent in Revisited and the other behind-the-scenes bonus material, or have become prominent since then) returned for Resurrections, or came back credited in different roles.
I'm not sure how reliable IMDb is: that website has been known to give them a different title to how they are credited in the actual film's credits scroll. But I saw it at the cinema so I can't check. Could someone with access to the film let me know if I've missed anyone, or if any of these are wrong?
Prominent crew who didn't return:
- Lilly Wachowski
- Bill Pope (DP)
- Don Davis (music)
- Zach Staenberg (editing)
- Kym Barrett (costumes)
- Owen Paterson (production design)
- Barrie M. Osborne (producer)
- Joel Silver (producer)
- Spencer Lamm (website design/DVD bonus features/The Matrix Comics)
And the HK fight/wire team. (I just checked the HK kung fu/wire team credits for the first three films, and saw that IMDb's pages for Reloaded and Revolutions were missing several names - I've submitted correction requests for them.)
- All three films: Yuen Woo-Ping (action direction), Shun Yi Yuen "Eagle"
- The Matrix only: Huang "Sam" Kai Sen, Lam "Dion" Tat Ho, Lee "Chew" Tat Chiu, Leung "Madye" Sing Hung
- Reloaded & Revolutions only: Cheung-Yan Yuen (kung fu trainer), Chi Wah Ling "Tony" (died 2019), Chi Tai Lam "Ty", Huen Chiu Ku "DD", Sui Wah Chan "Money" (can't find on IMDb)
Crew who returned in the same role:
- Dane A Davis (sound design)
- Geof Darrow (conceptual designer)
Crew who returned in different roles:
- John Gaeta (was VFX supervisor; now has an acting cameo)
- Steve Skroce (storyboard artist on the trilogy, but I think his credit here was "illustrator"? See below!)
- James McTeigue (was first assistant director; now producer, and has a cameo)
- Tiger Chen (in the trilogy he's credited as part of Yuen Woo-Ping's HK kung fu/wire team; now he has an acting credit)
- Chad Stahelski (was stuntman; now has an acting role)
- David Leitch (was a stuntman; now he may have contr
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
[Removed]
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! ๐ Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
โBOOMโ?!
free
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didnโt work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
