Vicky is Phenomenal actor who has proved himself numerous times in different films like Masaan , Uri , Sanju , RR 2.0 , Sardar udham etc and i am huge admirer of him as an actor but it looks like He is not serious enough in choosing right movies for his career
His Future line-up is worst among all the young actors in the industry , His Next film is directed by Legendary Director Vijay Krishna Acharya who previously given evergreen classics like Thugs of hindustan , Tashan & dhoom 3
His Another Flick is govinda la la la (whatever the shitty tittle it has ) which looks CRINGEFEST from the poster itself and also varun has rejected this film , So u can understand the level of that film how big crap it gonna be...
I mean how can someone in his right senses will choose the film of vijay krishna acharya who just delivered one of the biggest disasters of bollywood ever and never made a single decent film in his Life even a goddamn Sajid khan has better filmography than this guy
There was another rumour last year that he was in talks with Saaho director for an action film.... i mean seriously...is he nuts..? First Thugs director and now Saaho Director ? He want to do films with directors of Two of the Worst films in last 5 years , Who the f#ck is advising him to do this kind of films ??!
It's looks like he and his PR are more interested in his relationship with Katrina than his Career right now
His "new-born Fans" complaints why his performance in sardar udham singh is not being hyped by social media like Sid in shershah , Dhanush in Atrangi re or Kartik in dhamaka , LOL his PR itself does'nt want to hype his performance bcoz they want to hype his relationship with katrina instead of his movies and performances
His Future as a Star looks terrible right now as he has only 2 decent films in his kitty ,One is Meghna gulzar Directorial Sam manekshaw biopic and other one is acclaimed director Laxman Uttekar film which he is shooting right now in indore but it has Namaste ali khan so u never know about this one too that how it's going to be...
Professionally he is commiting a Disaster by signing Crap movies with Horrendous directors back to back and if he keeps going like that then his career as Leading Man will be in huge danger and after few years he will be Acknowledged as Katrina kaif's Husband only Not the Phenomenal Actor who has given movies like Uri , masaan , Sanju etc in past
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
It was about a weak back.
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
