The prime pun

What did amazon prime’s realtor say when they bought there land for there headquarters...

Now that’s some prime real estate

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Daughter Dad-Joked my Wife

Last night, my oldest daughter (OD), wife (W), and youngest daughter (YD) were discussing some reading homework.

YD: They were similar because they both had injuries that turned them into outcasts. W: That's horrible! Who writes these sad books? OD (looks at cover of book): Justen Denzel wrote this one. Me: Your training is now complete my child.

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