Dega Puns

A list of puns related to "Dega"

Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?

Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

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👤︎ u/OwenJthomas89
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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Why didn’t the family go to the Louvre?

The didn’t have the Monet to get Degas to make the Van Gogh!

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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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A thief attempted to steal paintings from the Louvre in Paris...

But was captured two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All he could say for himself was “I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried anyway because I had nothing Toulouse!”

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ May 17 2019
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At a museum with my friend's family

At a museum with my friend's family when I was looking at a sculpture by Edgar Degas. My friend's dad walks up to me and goes "Hey, this is one of the 3 guys who tried to rob The Louvre". I looked at him confused before he continued "Yeah, luckily they couldn't get away because they ran out of Monet, so they couldn't get Degas to make the Van Gogh".

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👤︎ u/VinLi11
📅︎ Oct 14 2013
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How did the art thief get caught?

He didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

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👤︎ u/kevo31415
📅︎ Oct 10 2013
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