A list of puns related to "Defend Yourself"
Jew-jitsu
We were discussing Wong Sun v. U.s., and the defendants in that case included memorable names such as Johnny Yee, Hom Way, and Wong Son. After an inspired lecture, the professor concluded with
Professor: So let this be a lesson to you all, if you're in engaged in crime... you'll be putting yourself in Hom's Way
*commence class wide groan
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