Death & Taxes Puns

A list of puns related to "Death & Taxes"

Hey son, your mom is going back to tax accounting and I’m going to open a mortuary, know what we are going to call it?

“Death & Taxes”

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👤︎ u/aph603
📅︎ Jun 11 2021
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Only three things in life are guaranteed:

"Death and taxes."

"What's the third thing?"

"People asking stupid questions."

Thanks dad... love you too.

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👤︎ u/kemikiao
📅︎ Oct 03 2013
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