In Schrödinger's thought experiment, if you open the box and the cat is dead,
then your curiosity killed the cat.
Selling coffins is a dead end job and any discouraged sales person should
I have a bunch of dead batteries if anyone is interested...
Is this subreddit dead?
I haven't seen a post on it all year.
Is this sub dead?
No one's posted here all decade...
(Regards from New Zealand)
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is pronounced dead after colliding with a flock of seagulls and a 747 over Madrid.
Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
A man is found dead in the desert. Cause of death appeared to be dehydration. The police go to his mother's house.
Dead peoples favorite time of day is
You wanna have beef with me? Because this is how you get beef with me! I’m dead serious mate!
It’s been so long since I last got to see ya! You and ya family gotta come over for a barbecue this weekend!
Tony the Tiger is dead... Murdered!
A lot of people think that Avril, who sang songs like "Complicated", is dead.
This is untrue, she is actually still Lavigne.
Some say Chivalry is dead, but I think it’s just sleeping...
...On account of all the good knights.
How do you know your turtle is dead?
There is a very common and seamingly innocuous plant. But if you sit under it for 5 minutes, you’re dead.
If a battery is dead does that mean it is current ly not working.
I kind of thought it was a positive joke.
So, I was on the train the other day, and you know how it takes a while to get to the city, well my phone battery was flat and I didn't have a book, so I was a bit bored, but then I realised that there is all this cool graffiti on the tunnel walls... and um... so my phone was dead... and.. the city?
Oh darn it! I lost my train of thought.
Now that Chewbacca is dead, does that mean Han is flying SOLO?
Why is the Dead Sea always angry?
They say when confronted by a bear, the best thing to do is play dead, so when I came face to face with one in the woods the other day, I accidentally played dad instead...
Now it can ride a bike without training wheels...
Son: Dad, is it true that the dead sea makes you weightless?
Dad: I guess you'll just have to weight and sea
A cemetery on the end of a road is literally a dead end.
People are just dying to get in it seems.
The Romaine Empire has Fallen... Caesar is dead...
If your cell phone's battery is dead, throw it into a cow pasture
This is helpful because the bull charges.
Wife and I are at my son’s yellow belt ceremony and we see that the grand master’s name is Soon Man Lee, I chuckle she doesnt get why. I look her dead in the eyes, he’s not manly yet, but he will be soon. Now she thinks I’m damaged in some way.
A will is a dead giveaway
Oh no! Captain crunch is dead!
He was murdered by a cereal killer.
What do you do with someone who is half dead?
You bury them in the semi-tery.
The sign is a dead giveaway
Dawn of the Dead is a 3 D movie.
What do u call a dwarf who talks to the dead and is wanted by the police?
Dead peoples favorite time of day is
Is this sub dead?
There hasn't been any posts in a decade!
The definition of a will is a dead giveaway.
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